Well, this has been one of the most scandalous reality TV scandals in recent memory.
But because this is cast from Vanderpump Rules what we’re talking about, we should know that things are going to get even more chaotic.
As you may have heard by now, Tom Sandoval was caught cheating on Ariana Madix with cast member Raquel Leviss.
This is the kind of niche rumor that is so huge that you should explain this situation to your friends who see Sandoval and Madix’s names trending.
Anyway, this story is so bonkers that it seems impossible at first, but we now know that Tom already has been hooking up with Raquel in the down-low for months, all while cohabiting with Ariana in the $2 million home they bought together.
And things took a strange turn as Sandoval’s reputation plummeted.
If you are a Vanderpump fans, then know that Tom is 1. a musician, and 2. a self-proclaimed good person.
He has been struggling since word of the affair came out, as “fans” have been booing Sandoval when he took the stage with his overpaid cover band, Most Additional.
And now, adult streaming service Cam Soda has proposed an unusual solution to this new PR problem.
According to a new report from TMZ, the site offered Sandoval $540,000 for exclusive streaming rights to his next 12 concerts.
“I understand that playing in front of a live audience might not be safe (I imagine the song ‘Justice for Ariana’ would be loud),” Cam Soda CEO Darryn Parker said in a letter obtained by TMZ.
“That’s why live streaming your tour from a safe place will be more beneficial,” Parker said
“You can dress up, show some skin, and even tell your side if you want.”
That’s when Parker added Sandoval to what might be the most lucrative deal a cover band has ever offered.
“We will be willing to compensate you up to $45,000 per show,” the CEO wrote. “That’s a total of $540,000.”
It sounds like a win-win situation for everyone involved, but unfortunately, Tom isn’t interested.
The band’s manager and drummer, Jason Bader, told TMZ that Sandoval would never consider working with a porn company.
So the bad news is, you won’t be able to watch Tom perform live on your favorite adult streaming site.
But the good news is, the band is planning a tour this summer, and may be coming to a county fair near you!