In this season from Real Housewives of New JerseyMelissa Gorga has not held back when it comes to calling out Teresa and Luis.
This feud has affected his life in many ways. They are, after all, family.
Being family, they also know about each other that close friends can’t.
For example, according to Melissa, Teresa has a forehead raised years ago, after seeing himself on TV. wait, what?
The context for this is Real Housewives of New Jerseyafter the show. There, the women talk about… about anything.
This time, Rachel Fuda and Melissa Gorga. Melissa is a long-time star, while Rachel is definitely newer.
Rachel shared that, now that she’s on TV, she decided to get her teeth done. It’s not an uncommon decision.
Melissa tells Rachel that she’s not surprised by Rachel’s glowing teeth. He also insisted that it was not a big deal.
“Everyone gets a little tune-up after the first time,” Melissa told Rachel.
He even cited himself as an example: “Like, I watched myself on TV, I went and got a nose job.”
The phenomenon Melissa is referring to is not new information to Bravo fans.
The new reality TV star can spot a lot of things — from hair to makeup to jewelry — that don’t play well on TV. In some cases, they see how toxic the marriage has become. That is harder to fix.
For Housewives, especially, many have money to complete serious work. Other reality TV personalities may have to wait, and may not afford the same exposure as one season. Not at all.
Meanwhile, Melissa decided to get specific during the after show.
He notes that Jackie Goldschneider has also undergone dental work to make her a TV-ready smile after her first season.
Teresa, Melissa alleged, “did her forehead.” Wait, what does that mean?
Melissa explained, “He’s pulled back a little bit, with his hair.”
It looks like she claims that her sister-in-law actually enlarged her forehead by pushing her hairline. Surgery.
We do not know how people will do it, although we can guess. Who knows, there are people who spend small fortunes to prevent receding hairlines. There are people who cut their hair catastrophically just to reduce their visible forehead.
Of course, it was Teresa’s body. They can do whatever they want. She can remove all her hair and replace it with synthetic flowers. Or spaghetti noodles.
To quote a wise Tumblr post: You can do whatever you want forever.
That’s not to say that people won’t find Teresa’s choice a little confusing. But then, beyond many of his decisions, it’s not just his hairline.
Melissa and Rachel both opined that they have “big” foreheads. Rachel suggested that she do the opposite of Teresa, pulling her hairline.
“Me too,” Melissa then joked. “I can give half of mine, or take half from someone else.”
Rachel then joked, “Pretty people have big foreheads, you know that?”