We have known for some time that Meghan Markle’s success and global popularity have broken the hearts and minds of some of her haters, who are the leader among the Princess’s wicked sister, Samantha Markle.
Samantha has built her career on trying to destroy her sister, and she approaches the task with all the psychosis you’d normally find only in villains from Victorian novels still wearing their wedding dresses from when they stood at the altar. 50 years ago.
In fact, Sammy wakes up every day angry and begins to resent his beloved sister.
When Meghan and Harry first got together, Sam wrote a book that no one bought and appeared on several talk shows, but interest dried up when everyone realized he was just repeating the same crap.
But like all professional haters, Samantha ironically benefits from her rival’s achievements.
So now that Prince Harry’s memoir is the best-selling book on the planet, there’s renewed interest in Sam’s bitter brand.
And what better place to spew vitriol at the ignorant than on Tucker Carlson’s show?
Samantha joined the controversial pseudo-journalist on the country man cave soundstage this week to level some new allegations against Meghan.
Unfortunately, at this point, they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel, and the best they can come up with is the claim that Meghan misled the public when she said she worked at the US Embassy in Argentina while she was in college.
Interestingly, the elder Markle, who was even more angry, did not deny that Meghan lived in Buenos Aires and worked at the embassy, but said that Meghan had repeatedly failed to state that she was only an intern there.
Samantha even claimed that this lie was the reason none of the Markles were invited to the royal wedding.
Of course, some members of Meghan’s family were invited to the wedding, and Meghan’s father, Thomas Markle, faked a heart attack to avoid attending.
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As evidence of the depth of her psychosis, Samantha imagined an impossible scenario where the queen and company would stand at the royal wedding grilling Meghan’s relatives about her work history:
“My God, don’t you get grants and scholarships?” Sam imagined the royals asking.
(Fun fact: Grant was Samantha’s last name until she decided to change it to Meghan’s fame!)
“‘You’ve never worked at an embassy? What do you mean you’ve only done a five-week study program?”
From there, Samantha explains to Tucker that Meghan got her internship with the help of — gasp! – a letter of recommendation from his uncle!
“Our Uncle Mike who works at the embassy, as a favor to Dad – Dad paid for the five-week study program – Uncle Mike sent a letter of recommendation to be kind, even though he only met Meghan when she was a young baby,” he said.
“The five-week study program is not the same as working at the embassy, which he told Rachael Ray and Craig Ferguson on live television. So all these lies started to come out.
Yes, Samantha actually spoke about Meghan filling out her resume in a chat with Rachael Ray with the disdain usually reserved for people who lie under oath.
Rachael was probably sipping on a western omelette, only vaguely aware that someone else was in the room with her.
The best part of this story is that Meghan clearly stated, in several interviews, that she worked at the embassy as part of an unpaid internship.
“I was always a theater nerd at Northwestern University. I knew I wanted to act, but I hated the idea of being this cliché—the girl from LA who decided to be an actress,” she told Marie Claire in 2013.
“I wanted more than that, and I always liked politics, so I ended up changing my major completely and double majoring in theater and international relations.
“I was always a theater nerd at Northwestern University. I knew I wanted to act, but I hated the idea of being this cliché — the girl from LA who decided to be an actress,” continued Meghan.
“I wanted more than that, and I always liked politics, so I changed my major completely and double majored in theater and international relations.”
So there you have it – more proof that Samantha “Markle” Grant is full of crap coming out of her ears.
Of course, that won’t stop him from appearing on Tucker Carlson’s show.
In fact, they will offer unpaid internships.