We are at the finish line with the final for us The Real Housewives of Potomac! Candiace will share her video for insecure and Robyn’s wedding will be tacked at the end of the episode! Let’s wrap up this RHOP thing, shall we?
Ashley has been dealing with Dean’s angry toddler and we can all relate to the frustration. He shared that he has been acting lately. Ashley showed us the home that she believes she will get in Arlington. He wants to call Sheila’s mom and mention that Dean is worried about leaving Michael. Ashley still doesn’t regret her decision to leave Michael. She bought a house together with Michael despite being advised not to. Sheila made a face with her eyes rolling when she heard the news. Ashley gets a question from a producer at ITM about who will pay the 13k mortgage. He felt the wig was being asked because he knew he was still the ‘Dole of a troll.
Robin and Juan is working on his son. He is trying to get into the shape of the wedding. Robyn recently admitted that there may be some truth to Juan’s cheating rumours. He has shown that he knows about this woman and trusts Juan innocent explanation. Robyn is clearly fine with staying in this dysfunctional relationship and accepting Juan’s fictional story.
Candiace was talking to his sister about the video release party. She should wear mustard color more often because it’s such a beautiful color for her. Candiace has really been a corner this season since he started in defense but now he is a happier man. I then had to change my opinion when he said he was going to do a collaboration with Erika?!?
Karen give Mia a call to chat about what went down at the bachelorette party. Mia tells Karen how Charrisse says she sleeps with random running d*cks. Karen wants to know if Mia is defending her and is insulted that she is staying mum. He would put his teammate in a timeout for not standing up for him. They made a truce – for now – not giving any weight to what Charrisse had to say.
Robyn invited Guy and Gladys’ parents to come see her house. He told them he was going to Juan’s brother’s party. Robyn then told her mom and dad that she was going to remarry in Jamaica. Gladys wished she and her husband had been included since they were together Robyn believes this is the best she can do love Juan
Mia and Gordon go to the dermatologist for problems with their lymph nodes. He wanted to know about the biopsy, and he was given the good news. The production shows all the versions that Mia told people about her cancer scare. Gordon sums it up for us by saying that it is only topical and can be treated.
Gizelle and her daughter who is enjoying the candy shop and she tries to join them in the talk about her man Steve. He’s an old friend from 30 years ago and I’m glad he’s not recycling Sherman. Gizelle tries to get the girls to comment on Steve. He then shared with the girls that he needed surgery to remove some uterine fibroids. Gizelle says she needs to have her uterus removed. They should teach girls about their reproductive organs. It’s hilarious when they conclude you must now have less fans in the church! Side note: I love the girls because they can’t hide their doubts when Gizelle talks to them. Other women should handle Gizelle this way because these girls are so original in the scenes with their mothers.
Wendy calls Karen and they talk about Mia not stepping up for her when rumors were flying about the bachelorette party. Wendy gave us a quote from Martin Luther King, Jr. “In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” He was right because Karen seemed more hurt by Mia sitting in silence than any of the other hateful words.
We’ve arrived at the big party for Candiace’s video release party. Chris and Gizelle passed each other awkwardly saying hello. Candiace was expecting an announcement about her, then I looked at Charrisse and my mouth dropped. Bravo, please stop trying to make him happen because I can’t take another season of bad fashion. I was on the brink of despair with Gizelle and Robyn’s style choices!
Ashley and Wendy they are talking about eating boxes Mia. I just lost my appetite for the snack sitting next to me with that visual. I only saw Askale at the party. Wendy is okay with showing her “Godiva Goddess lady parts” to Mia and letting her touch them. Please make sure Mia washes her hands first because God knows where she’s been installed before!
Candiace thanks everyone and especially thanks to the man, Chris. He told me he was proud of him. Candiace will not allow him to break up. We can see the video and they look really good and the quality is definitely better than the first one. Mia is happy that she passed the shooting in the abandoned parking lot. Gizelle looks green with envy at ITM and pretends she can’t remember the song. He should know that he and Robyn are the inspiration for the lyrics insecure correct? Sorry, I can’t help myself with that one!
Gizelle then tells Karen that her friend Mia called Karen a whore. He then backpedals and admits to being messy. Karen will not allow anyone to mess with the Ambassador for Surry County. Ashley just wanted Karen to admit she had an open relationship. Karen was in no mood to defend herself tonight. He didn’t want Charrisse breathing in the airspace and letting her know that he heard her but wasn’t listening. Side note: I know Karen is not all she pretends to be but she is a caricature of delusion and I love listening to her grandness pontificate.
Karen and Ray do not entertain this nonsense and try to leave. Mia stops him from leaving and explains another story about Karen bobbing and weaving in the Vegas bathroom. Karen heard this accusation but did not listen. Karen wants to rip off the mic so she can tell Ray about it. Poor Ray didn’t want to leave and was a bit pathetic stuck holding his wallet.
Gizelle now pretends like she went up to talk to Chris like an adult. Ashley instead takes the baton of shade from the socially inept Gizelle. He decided to call Chris out on his nasty Twitter comments. Chris wasn’t going to sit back and let these women portray him as Michael Darby 2.0. She decides to leave the scene and Candiace tells her that she’s done with Ashley…
We then ask for our closing comments: Ashley and her children moved to a new house in October and she briefly dated Lukas Gulbranson but has since called it quits. Maybe it’s because Luke doesn’t interact with trolls. Candiace is going to tour five cities. He saw more of Chris since he wasn’t working at the hotel. Karen expanded her evenings with the Grande Dame tour but her number one fan was still her husband Ray.
Giselle had a hysterectomy and made a full recovery. He is also dating another young Bravolebrity. Wendy kickboxing is a way to decompress and hydrate. Mia’s health is good but her finances are not much. They have lost several franchises and moved from their Potomac home.
Robin never had a prenup with Juan and married Juan on August 24, 2022, in Maryland. He had his parents in attendance and friends hooked up with the beautiful venue. Robyn looks great and she believes that going through the good times and the bad makes for a long life. Five months later, Robin admitted that Juan had had an inappropriate relationship with another woman before the wedding, but he was able to overcome the problem. Phew at the end of this season of accidents eating boxes and pu*ssy for the Porsche allegation is over!
Next week, we have part one of the RHOP reunion. Chris had a whole lot of smoke to bring to the reunion. Charrisse was there and she acted like she had more gossip to share. Have a great week Blurbers and thanks for hanging in with me all season! I’ll see you in the Garden State on Friday when our Jersey wife returns.
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