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In a story that is just now making the rounds, it is reported that Roma Lawson, 34, from Margate, England was jailed some time last year after he crashed a car while apparently high on drugs. Police said they became suspicious after arriving at the scene, so they administered a roadside drug test – which they ultimately failed. They then put him in the back of a police car and start driving him back to the police station, but this is going crazy!
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According to the police, the woman, who performs as an obscene star under the name Romana Ryder, secretly unbuckled her seat belt as the car drove away. After he was free, he said, he waited for a driving officer to stop the car before he threw himself in front of the two deputies. One of the officers grabbed his leg in an attempt to stop him, but he managed to wriggle free – losing his pants in the process!
prosecutor Eleanor Scott-Davies toward Canterbury Crown Court in the statement:
“Miss Lawson was in the trunk, around noon, naked from the waist down.”
It is claimed that he ran through the street half-naked until he reached a friend’s house. Police were finally able to recapture Lawson 90 minutes later and take him to the hospital to have his injuries checked out – but apparently he tried to escape again! According to some reports, several officers had to try and prevent him from leaving the hospital door. However, he became aggressive, and punched one policewoman in the thigh for trying to stop him.
So wild!
His lawyer defended him in court saying he acted out of an unstable relationship, family tragedy, and cocaine addiction. During the proceedings, the Judge Catherine Brown added:
“Bite is something you can’t control.”
Yes, indeed!
Lawson reportedly pleaded guilty to his crime, and since the judge believed that the adult entertainer showed “prospects for rehabilitation”, the player was ordered to complete 20 days of probation and pay a fine of one hundred pounds.
wow. What is the story for the book…
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[Image via Facebook/Roma Ysabelle Lawson]