Sometimes, life can feel like an inevitable maelstrom of misery. The key to happiness is finding joy in the absurd.
What’s more absurd – or fun – than a new reality series, MILF Manor. It’s a 30 Stones jokes come to life.
Late last year, TLC released a trailer for their upcoming show that we still believe is actually happening.
Now, they have released the full cast list for Season 1. And one of them appears out. Does the production signal something?
MILF Manor premieres on January 15.
Just a few days before the comedy-turned-reality (television) debuts on TLC, we’ll get plenty of promo photos and the first glimmers of information about the titular MILF.
We know that the show will have many twists and turns. But it’s a good idea to start getting familiar with these cougars now – especially since the two players share the same name.
April Jayne, 60, was once a “heavy metal video vixen,” and time has not made her jet.
She recently got engaged. His fiance died, and he knew to withdraw from the relationship.
April is the lead singer of a band, April Jayne And The Players. They also have three sons … which could be relevant if fans’ guesses about the season’s twist are true.
There was a second April, April Marie Watson. She is a 44-year-old insurance representative and event planner from Detroit.
Divorced for four years, he admits to being a workaholic.
Interestingly, they don’t seem to have any normal promo pictures. We see images from the trailer. So, we have to wonder what that means for what happened this season.
Charlene is 46 and from Los Angeles. He is the “baby” of the group.
As someone who loves the beach, he might just as well be right at home in a tropical home. Even though he is from New Jersey.
Charlene works in the hospitality industry. She has now put her toxic marriage behind her and is excited for things to get better.
Kelle Mortensen, 51, is from Orange County, but she’s not a Housewife.
He works as a real estate broker, but he is also an excellent health coach. And Kelle has amazing six children.
How she will be bubbly, I can go up and play class away from negativity personality mesh with her castmates? Only time will tell.
Meanwhile, Pola is originally from Mexico – where the titular “manor” is from – and is now a resident of Miami.
He and his family have a gym there. That suits Pola’s very active lifestyle.
Pola has been single for nine years. It will be interesting to see how it goes with his teammates.
Shannan Diggs, 51, is an event planner for an insurance company in Atlanta.
After 18 years of marriage, Shannon took a break from dating. It is understandable.
However, her new dalliance with the 27-year-old has opened her eyes to how wide the dating pool can be. Perfect preparation for this show.
SoYoung, 51, is a nurse living outside of New Orleans.
His specialty is heart surgery. Before that, she spent a year as a hairstylist.
SoYoung has been dating for a long time. However, he likes to take care of his partner. And he has always been with the young man.
Stefany, 47, is originally from Los Angeles, although she spent the first 8 years in Lima, Peru.
He is a high-end broker. And he’s also a paralegal.
And we’ll see Stefany and the others on Sunday!
The trailer teases a shocking twist, and many fans have speculated that one or more of the hot young students are strangers.
A couple of these women (at least) can have adult sons. Sons who may appear on the show to please their friends.
That would be shocking and a little unsettling. That could be why the production is going on.