The title for this week’s episode is from The Real Housewives of Potomac is “Mic Drop.” Maybe our Grande Dame Karen gets a chance on stage to kill the lying rumor storyline? How will Candiace and Wendy deal with Deborah’s accusations about Chris? Will Jacqueline finally get some Vagisil for her yeast infection story?
Karen held a show at The Improv, and he did his best to show that he learned to crawl before he walked. They won’t provide jazzercise classes like GEB, and they’ll sell out the place. Matt gives Karen a rundown of events, and you can see she is the brains behind this operation. Ray’s interest piqued when he started hearing about “Grindr.” Ray thinks he needs security for the event because he wants to make sure Karen is protected from some unsavory characters.
Mia has invited Jacqueline to discuss the gossip. They really bother me with the lashes because they are extra which looks like the upper and lower lashes are stuck together. Mia describes Jacqueline as her sister’s wife without benefits. They must not have watched how the show ended!
As they all gather around the couch, Gordon wants to know if Jacqueline is among them. I suspect that production may have something to do with it. Jacqueline ends up putting a big pillow between them, but then I catch her stroking G’s hand. He explained how he got the Porsche and claimed that he was qualified, and that he helped pay for it. I just can’t with these two and the way the word-salad speaks for each other. Side Note: Who cares if Mia helps her friend with the car financing? The second time he spoke, he made everyone question the closeness of their friendship.
Jacqueline spilled to Gordon that the word on the road was the same in the throuple. He thought the rumors were out of left field. Mia explains her desire to shower together because she loves the way each other’s bodies look. Gordon is clearly salivating at this information and wonders why he can’t shower with Mia himself #awkward.
Ashley, Gizelle, and her PYT met for a girls dinner. Gizelle doesn’t feel like a real member of this group — because she’s wearing underwear. Can you imagine sitting on a bar stool after someone without underwear? Deborah, whose thirst was insatiable, began to talk nonsense about how she was just hanging out at the bar. and wait for the man. Chris came over and started staring into his eyes, which the show’s production did not happen. He might have looked twice to see if a Sesame Street This character is perched on the bar. How does Deborah know that “Chris saw her?” There was nothing straight about his line of sight, just talking.
Deborah even said that she likes Eddie flirtatious with her. He thinks since Eddie walks around smiling at everyone, it makes him a big flirt. Ashley points out that her other friends witnessed the incident, and that her friends weren’t lying. She thought Chris might have wandering eyes since they were stressed out trying to have a baby. Ashley has been projecting her own experience onto Candiace, and the only one with wandering eyes is Michael’s ex and she’s Deborah’s BFF. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself with that one….
Wendy struggling with staying at home after always “ripping and running.” I’m not sure what that means. Eddie had been taking care of the children while he was at home. Wendy now knows that Deborah claimed that Eddie was dating her too. Eddie can’t help but smile at Deborah without thinking she’s dating. Wendy didn’t think she should flirt with anyone because she counted on him.
Mia, Gizelle, and Robin meet for smoothies. Mia grossly overshares about her poor son Joshua, who has a liquid in his scrotum. Mia literally has no boundaries, and I feel bad for her poor son for being able to show it on camera. Gizelle tells Mia that she heard she was exploring Jacqueline’s place. Mia then spills more disgusting news about having three people at Gordon’s bachelor party. Gordon just had some foreplay with a friend – while he watched. He now wants to tell us why Karen really doesn’t like Charrisse, who is persona non grata on the Grande dame show.
Gizelle (who was hilariously asked if she was Karen), Mia, Jacqueline, Ashley, and Deborah came to Karen’s show. Candiace and her mother Dorothy are also going to the event, and the production has clearly set this scene. Mia is asked about going to the gyno with Jacqueline, and she openly admits to vajayjaying Jacqueline to check her for a yeast infection. Jacqueline got to hang out with a PYT sitting on a bar stool with no underwear on. Mia never fails to gross me out with her proclamations.
Candiace find out that the Sesame Street Deborah’s character (she doesn’t have Oscar the Grouch eyebrows) on the show, and Candiace is ready for her. He just had to put her in the trash that he left behind. Deborah better brace her eyebrows because she’s about to be verbally trashed by Candiace for suggesting that Chris is dating her. Deborah also had to take care wonk eyes out for Dorothy, who is a good swinger bag when she is provoked.
Karen, the Mohammed Ali of the live show, walks onto the stage. He invited a drag queen named Jasmine to perform. The production is very dull with a budget for the show of $0. Karen even changed her clothes. He mentioned how the evening was about love. Then Wendy came, and I wanted to see how she would deal with Deborah. He could see Deborah like a champion, and she wasn’t thirsty Sesame Street character. Karen asked the audience, and Mia stood up and asked, “What do you do when you share something with your friend and they open their mouths and tell their friends?” Karen doesn’t let Mia make fun of her, and she tells him that she only has what you say.
Gizelle thinks that Karen is too big for her britches since she shows him to be more successful than her. Mia checks on Deborah and won’t be inviting the four and a half into the bedroom anytime soon. The production turned the rest of the episode into a vaudeville act. Ashley acts like she just wants to clear the air and begs Candiace not to cut Deborah’s friend off. Candiace calls Ashley a messy hoe. He blurts out “Oscar the Grouch,” and I’m glad there’s no reaction from Wendy and Candiace. Next week, we’ll find out more about Jacqueline and Mia’s friendship.
I hope everyone has a wonderful 2022 holiday season. Happy 2023, Blurbers, and I’m looking forward to what looks like the end of season seven. I wish you all a healthy and happy 2023! See you next week when our Potomac ladies head to Mexico!
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