This week, we take it The Real Housewives of Potomac on his way to join the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Beefs.”
You’ll get the sense throughout this episode that you’re walking into a full argument and don’t know what’s behind the dispute. Let’s decipher this messy episode Bravo has produced for us, shall we?
Karen want peace and no wig yanking for Ashley’s anniversary trip to Mexico. He and Ashley hosted the trip, and the rest of the group looked like they were just sentenced to “camping” with Teresa Giudice. Karen and Ashley allegedly took it Wendy with them since they seems to be the most involved in noisy things. I’m not a fan of Wendy’s, but she’s not a noisy person choose a pen in this group!
Gizelle and Robin they were talking about her biopsy. They discuss Gizelle’s fibroids, and that they need to remove the uterus. Robyn, who clearly has no filter, casually says something like “cut the pieces off,” and my nether region recoils at the insensitive comment. Gizelle was not used to being someone who needed medical attention. He will not let this stop him from earn coins by going to Mexico his life.
Robyn and Gizelle then bash Karen’s life event by calling it confused and not knowing why Charrisse wasn’t invited. They think Karen is perturbed that Charrisse showed Mia and Karen “booby bopping” videos. Karen seems to be more annoyed that her breasts are called titties and find that to be gauche. Gizelle, clearly a pot stirrer, wants to find the cause Cha Cha and the feuding Grande Dame.
Robyn and Juan decide to talk to Corey and Carter about the wedding, and the boys aren’t convinced! He had a tailor come to make a suit. At Robyn’s ITM, the producers asked Robyn if her parents weren’t invited to the party. He said that his father will not be sad, but there will be pain on his mother’s side. The boys were going to Jamaica, but Robyn wanted to do the Chesapeake Bay. Robyn wants to get married in July, and I’ve noticed Juan is already sweating. Side note: Juan is currently in a lot of trouble with this sexist lawsuit where the player claims he didn’t intervene when he was targeted by another coach.
Mia and Gordon talk about the new franchise location. Now we know she’s having business problems, so hearing Mia pontificate about her success at this point is interesting. Mia wants Gordon to go to one of the kids’ functions, but he just wants to sit in the car and find a match on Ashley Madison. She mentions that Jacqueline wants Mia to find a nanny for her kids, but Jacqueline’s sister works for Mia. Jacqueline usually leaves her children at Mia’s house, but Mia feels that she is being used by the ever-expecting Jacqueline. own sister to watch their children too. Side note: Mia clearly doesn’t like Jacqueline getting all the attention this season. I don’t know why a friend who claims to be like a sister feel used by watching said children’ friends too.
Ashley, Karen, and Wendy arrive in Mexico before the rest of the crew. He had planned a trip to the cenote. They stayed at Hotel Sensira, which got 4.5 stars on Tripadvisor! The production goes back and forth between the two groups, and we see the waves swirling and the waves getting rougher. Looks like a hurricane is coming to Mexico in the form of a sprinter car.
On the plane, Jacqueline and Mia were screaming about how they are mothers. I love the paper doll images the production shows to illustrate the argument between Mia and Jacqueline. Mia is annoyed that Jacqueline’s children have become her responsibility. He gets angry because Jacqueline says that Mia doesn’t have anyone in the village who can take care of her. Mia becomes small when she tells Jacqueline that she refuses to be a part of the village to help her friend. Mia thinks Jacqueline’s behavior is that she doesn’t have many friends.
We then get a scene from Ashley, who has decided that we need to bring more attention to sex by buying vibrators for everyone. Ashley thinks that if they have a big O, they will find a way to get together. In the van, Candiace ask if they ever check out their skin in the mirror. He wanted to spy on her before they had children so she could remember. Side note: I have no interest in hearing about the condition of ANYONE!
Karen has planned a birthday party for Ashley. Other ladies have finally arrived at the resort, and they were greeted by three amigas – Potomac style. Karen wants to start a party, so she invites him to the party room to celebrate Ashley’s birthday. WOW, these Paloma margaritas look amazing, and I could use them right now to record this drivel.
Mia admits that she and Jacqueline fight like sisters. He claimed that Jacqueline threw a brick when he wouldn’t let her cheat on her homework. Mia tells Jacqueline that she needs to keep her legs shut for married men! Oh my goodness, Nene, are you behind making this scene??? Jacqueline gets furious and tells her she is done with him now. He says that Mia has sold her soul to the devil! No, darling Jackie, you are mistaken for the devil Bravo! Jacqueline thinks Mia thinks she slept with Gordon. We need some clarity on how this conversation from “married people” became specifically Gordon. Mia said she was thankful that Jacqueline and her mother opened their home for her. What a great way to show your appreciation, Mia!
Karen, who tried very hard to put out this dumpster fire, ushers out the ladies to see another surprise. OMG, another Witch Housewife the scene – how original! Bravo needs to have a Shaman asap this year Housewife. Ashley shared that she is optimistic about her new year. Gizelle just wanted tequila and one of those delicious looking Palomas. Karen is annoyed that Charrisse keeps showing up like a leprechaun on the box this season. He jokingly said on his ITM that Charrisse is “like a leprechaun always looking for a pot of gold and food.”
We’re now at Ashley’s birthday dinner, and Ashley asks Gizelle about Steve’s friend. Gizelle says the tongue action is controlled so it’s unclear what it means. She just wants a man who makes her laugh and has a big d*ck. OK, I understand! Candiace expressed her disappointment that she has not conceived, but that she will start IVF again. He wanted to get some pictures of the tent before and after, though. Sorry, I can’t help myself!
Gizelle then tells Karen that Charrisse didn’t post the booby video – but she did. Karen would rather have Charrisse send it to her in person and maybe even laugh. She wants Charrisse to explain why she’s so desperate to be friends, and Charrisse insists that it’s not small. This argument escalated WITHOUT CONTEXT with Karen thinking that her woman was being questioned.
Charrisse was hurt that Karen wasn’t there when her father was divorced or died. Karen then ups the ante and reminds him that he lost a parent. Karen then turns Charrisse’s confession about losing her mother into something rude. He then screamed, “Get my mother’s name out of your mouth!” Other women see this fight as a geriatric prize fight between Cha Cha versus the Grande Dame. We then got the following…
Next week, we are still in Mexico, and hopefully we will finally be able to enjoy the beautiful beaches. I hope everyone has a good week. See you next week in Mexico, and hope no one gets revenge on Montezuma! We can’t take any more messiness!
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