The title of this week’s episode is from Real Housewives of New Jersey is “I Smell a Rat.” We will hear about boogawolfs (ugly, busted-up fun resembling Tre) and housewives who prefer to be called anything but rodents. Let’s grab a Guinness and start chugging – trust me, you’re going to need it!
The ladies head to the pub to celebrate Teresa’s bachelorette party, and poor Jen F. takes a tumble. Rachel have concerns about taking the stage with this crew since they give anxiety when they turn up. He decided to have a Guinness beer chugging contest with the locals. Jackie win contests against other bar patrons. Teresa keep getting stupid tequila and pineapple because she’s not a girl who likes to drink beer. He just likes to chug Louie’s cocktail from the spooge with a floater from the subterfuge. Jennifer tried to compete, and he belted out burp, but then he remembered the class girls who live in the castle in Paramus do not belch.
Jane F. decided to chug too on cam chug. He won another contest with a local. Teresa pours a drink on Jen F. at the celebration, and Jen F. showers Tre with beer. They decide to have a party after, and the camera shows them all sleeping for 30 minutes. Teresa is sleeping with drool sliding off the “liptation” floating device. They all agreed that they should call it a night because they couldn’t party like they used to.
By morning, Tre had beer (or some other gooey-Louie substance?) left in his hair. Melissa didn’t sleep, so he took pictures from the wall because he was afraid of ghosts. Marge slaps on a T-shirt with “Approved” on it so that he can get back at Jennifer. We learned that blood pudding is pig’s blood curd, and I’ll take a hard pass on that one. Rachel mentioned that she and Danielle shared a laugh over Jen F. Down the night before. Melissa tells the ladies that Danielle called Rachel a rat. Dolores reminds me that calling people rats is worse than ac*nt??
Marge faced it Danielle about him spread the story of an arsenal of shadows. He helped Danielle with her logo and believed she had done well for him. Danielle admits to thinking that Marge knows about people. Marge looks harsh in this scene, which makes me see a solution for Melissa. Melissa might want to sleep with Marge because she can scare the ghosts of the castle. Danielle, who is such a blowhard, talks like she’s bada*s – but she saved it for her ITM.
Dolores had planned a shopping trip and a trip to the garden. Melissa talks about her jealous husband. Jen F. reveals that her husband Jeff is cheating on her. Dolores shows how Frank will come home smelling like his trixies. Frank told the the mother of his child who can not keep a cock filled with steroids in his pants, and let them split up. Teresa shared a story about how Joe made her lose time with her mother when she was in prison, and how he was angry at her when she got out.
In the van, Rachel asks Teresa about the relationship between the cousins. He claims that the children don’t see each other often since Antonia recently had a fun competition. Melissa, who clearly looks like she’s going to implode, defends Antonia by saying that she’s in a competition in another country. Teresa thought she could be there in an hour. Melissa doesn’t want to be the aunt who takes her kids to messy sh*t. Teresa, in her ITM, is angry that Gia has been called rude in the past by Joe and Melissa.
Jackie and Melissa talk about the fight on the bus. He thinks Tre is a hypocrite because no one can talk trash about his kids. Jennifer and Danielle commiserate over Marge and her shady behavior. Teresa thinks the other woman in the van should say something in her defense because she didn’t say anything wrong about Antonia. Jennifer absurdly claims that Teresa always protects Gorgas.
Teresa was shopping and asked the cashier, “Is 80 euros in English?” I just can’t deal with this shy buffoon. In her ITM, Marge says, “Melissa and Tre aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.” Side note: Louie has another leaked video from the past showing the freak blathering about the Rue La La clothing store.
Ladies aboard the beautiful lunch, which most certainly will ruin and shame themselves. Dolores indicating that she and Paul had moved in together. They enjoy their time together and they discuss asking for a ring. The children want Dolores to be happy but not Frank, and they lived in his house. Rachel asks what kind of wedding she wants. Paul wants to have a four-day event, and Tre mentions that Louie wants the same extravagant sh*tshow. Melissa, in her ITM, talks about fighting with Teresa for almost twenty years. Side note: Can you imagine having to participate in that level of stupidity for two decades?
Melissa and Joe talk on the phone, and she tells them that Tre is coming for Antonia. She tells Joe that she is not the future aunt for the children. Melissa believes that Teresa is provoking her in hopes of pushing her to bow out of the party. Joe couldn’t believe how far his family had fallen, and now he wouldn’t even have a relationship with his only brother.
At breakfast, Jen F. has inherited the Housewife gene, and she lets her cleavage hang out. Danielle showed that her breasts were tubular before she was done. Rachel and Danielle fight over being influenced by the rumors spread in this group.
Jennifer tells Marge that she doesn’t like being called a drug addict. Marge will apologize for the drug addict part – but not to say that Jennifer disheveled. He also calls Jennifer duplicitous because he knows very well that Jennifer doesn’t understand the meaning of the word.
Jennifer then pulls out the words to call Marge, boogawolf. He must have pictured Teresa as she searched for words to insult Marge. Melissa searched Google and found her to be a nasty, nasty woman. Marge tells Jennifer that she really missed this sign because Marge is made of Teflon – among other things.
Next week, we’ll still be in Ireland, and we’ll still be watching the death of the Gorga brothers’ relationship. Hope you all have a great week, Blurbers! Please let me know [email protected] if you want to co-host with me on the podcast. If you haven’t listened to last week’s episode with Bimbo Slice, please check it out. She loves to talk and I love her snarky comments.
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