This week in The Real Housewives of New Jersey we have dealt with another episode which is focused on Family, Family, Family. Let us now be served with another Gorga-dysfunctional sh*t sandwich!
We are back from our premiere which will continue to find poor Bill having to escort his wife out of the party. Dolores it’s annoying Jennifer have cried the blues for all to gather sympathy. He was angry that Jennifer had not acknowledged his support in the past. Jennifer then calls Dolores “lowlife” and Bill tries bravely to get her to tone herself down. Danielle who have been thirsty for camera time trying to interject themselves in their dispute, but you can tell the newbie bothers Dolores.
Teresa got a call from the wedding planner who is 67 days away and he has invited 200+ guests/victims. They want Cirque Soleil dancers and fireworks. Teresa was relieved that she wasn’t Trezilla. He wants people to come to his party and be able to say, “Wow, what is this?” Teresa’s gonna get it-Everybody’s wondering WTF is going to come out of that nest of hair on top of her head! Guests should brace themselves for a spider monkey perched on their hairy head.
Melissa and Teresa was supposed to give the award-together- after they didn’t speak. She is annoyed that Louie called her insecure and that clearly has pushed some buttons. Melissa is angry because she always checks her image in the mirror and is very secure about her appearance. Joe felt that Teresa had closed many doors in his face. He was sick of not walking her down the aisle.
Jennifer invited Danielle and her children to come. Danielle was really impressed with Jennifer’s Paramus Palace. He’s afraid his kids will drop the ball because they don’t have a home like that – especially his son who has now turned off the camera and says MF on TV. Sweet boy, isn’t he? Proud Danielle puts herself in the crossfire between Dolores and Jennifer in order to earn housewife status. Jennifer thinks that they treat her like a Tre’s pet chimpanzee bowl. Danielle sees Jennifer as the crazy sister of the other mister. He mentioned that Teresa gave information to everyone she had seen clearly because she considered Jennifer to be the most welcoming person.
Teresa calls and tells Jen and Danielle about the meeting Margaret. He describes himself as “a very happy breath of fresh air.” Jennifer then spilled that Marge’s Ex-BFF Laura reached out to share some dirt with Teresa and Jennifer. He believes that Marge is wasting her time digging in the dirt, so why not take another shovel? Teresa and Jen are momentarily speechless when they ask if Laura has anything on anyone but a cricket. Jennifer won’t share what she heard unless someone pushes a button.
Rachel there is a house with his wife John and their children. She has two children with John and has a stepson named Jaiden. Rachel tells me that Danielle is having a mozzarella making party. He’s a quirky guy which I like but I’m still on the fence with all the new wives.
Marge has been invited Jackie, Melissa and Dolores and Jennifer F. He met Jennifer F. from Siggy Flicker who had an annoying blast from the month. Marge has a game where you answer naughty questions and put the answer in a bowl. Other ladies should figure out who wrote it, and it should be about sex. Margaret wants to have sex in the car and wants a poor unsuspecting truck driver to see him. Melissa let us know she licks Joe’s balls. TMI, those little kids are always like marbles that can be choked on! Margaret let her know how she found out that Laura’s former friend had been spilling the story. She insists that Laura has been shopping around with the indecent gossip about Marge to Teresa and Jennifer.
Dolores hangs out at Paul’s house for lunch. He likes that he has become corny, and is content to walk around in his underwear. Dolores is actually happier this season and Paul encourages her to take care of Patterson and try to be a better person. When Dolores questions Paul about Frank, he believes that it is Frank who is uncomfortable – not him. Paul wanted to know they is the one looking for him.
Now we see everyone asking for acrylic invitations for Teresa’s wedding in a box with flowers. Rachel’s husband was surprised to be invited because he didn’t know Teresa. Joe G. thinks his parents will be very unhappy if they see what happened to him and Tre. They thought they got rid of Giudice’s bad seed and now there’s a new one named Louie.
Danielle is getting ready for a party making Mozzarella which seems like a weird idea for a party. He thought Mozzarella would have a soothing effect on everyone. Danielle didn’t want to hear her house was cute—she took the comment as an inference that it was small. Dolores hilariously arrives first and thinks he’s so cute. Melissa, Marge, Teresa, Jennifer F. Rachel, and Jennifer A. came to the party.
Teresa mentions that Ramona shared her wedding invitation on social media. He should send everyone a new invite since he is trying to plan a private wedding with 200 people. Teresa is now advocating for Jennifer and is pissing off Dolores. All Dolores wants to do is smash Jennifer’s face at Teresa mentioning that she had a good time with Melissa on the trip to give an award together which seems really suspicious. Danielle got the vibe that Jackie wasn’t her cup of tea and iced her out by not inviting her. He thought Jackie had already checked out of competition he went out.
The women are being turned on by the men making mozzarella. Marge pulls Jen aside to talk about her problem and how she believes it’s over. Marge lets us know in ITM that she has a “mole” in “Jennifer’s camp” who tells us she’s in a relationship with Laura. Jen tells Marge that she actually talked to Laura and believes that their friendship is on the spectrum. Marge says that Jennifer has marijuana paranoia. Jennifer got angry and said, “I don’t like sitting there like going up in the corner like a horrible person!” Side note: Did you all catch Jennifer F. ruining the mozzarella when she thought the cameras weren’t filming?
Dolores who is listening to this conversation slowly rises and becomes Matrix like to face Jennifer. I found myself preparing for scrap. Dolores wants Jennifer to come to her and not say bad things to anyone. Teresa kept saying affirmations like “Start clean!” but obviously can’t do it alone. Side Note: I think Louie put his ear to Teresa while she was sleeping in hopes of rewiring her brain using positive affirmations.
Melissa and Teresa then prepared their seats at the engagement party. He and Joe couldn’t sit at the family table. Melissa then tried to get Teresa to look her in the eye and tell her that it was not preplanned. He believed it was a punishment to be forced to sit with Jennifer and some hairdressers. Dolores who knows care well that Tre clearly made a statement aa with the job assignment. It is important in the Italian family where you are placed in the family event.
Melissa clearly through Teresa is sick of being a bad person. He wasn’t going to let her continue to blame everything on him. These two will not be okay with each other and they are not and will not be family. Melissa wants everyone to know that family is not everything to Teresa and that she is a hypocrite. I know one thing – this is going to be a long season knowing that we have to listen to this family drama over and over again…
Next week, Frank and Paul have a problem. Louie and Joe are fighting with a boy. Hope everyone has a Happy Valentines / Anti-Valentine’s Day! See you tomorrow in Miami!
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