This week is the final for Real Housewives of Miami with an episode titled “Melting Pot Meltdown.” Will Guerdy be able to “Guerdify” this group and create a Friendship Makeover between Adriana and Alexia? Grab a skewer, and let’s dive into the drama, shall we?
Lisa is defending a trip to NYC to Marina by saying it is for cosmetic veneers dental work. He didn’t understand why Lenny would play differently than his mother. Marina acts like everything Lenny does on social media he posts d*ck picture message is clean. Lisa has been monitoring Lenny’s phone for some time, and has been flirtatious with the side-piece and other women. Marina tells Lenny that Lisa is very sad. Lisa feels alone because Marina is like her mother. She moves to Miami to be with Lenny, and her life is turned upside down.
larsa meet with Gerdy, who looks beautiful in this scene. He said he had a lot of fun at the caviar party. Guerdy feels Adriana they are broken and cannot find their feet. He believes his party will help this group. Larsa claims that Alexia and Marysol aren’t ready to see Adriana, and I think it’s nice that there’s a split in the group.
Adriana meets a local favorite, Emilio Estefan. He used to be in Miami Sound Machine and started as a music producer. fun fact: Emilio has been married to Gloria Estefan for 45 years, and they live on Star Island together with the Hochsteins. Is Adriana channeling Minnie Pearl from Hee-Haw (I know, I’m dating this comparison) in her ITM? All you have to add is the price tag hanging from the hat! Emilio wrote a demo for Adriana, and the lyrics are perfect for her.
Lisa, who was playing with the children she loved, had Marysol and Alexia by. He went into the wine suite, and got a selection of “chillers” without concern for Lenny’s special collection. Lisa mentioned that she usually comes at 5:30pm, but she won’t because she’s there. She shared that Adriana’s video release party was amazing. Lisa wants to help Adriana deal with this situation. Alexia thinks Adriana has gone too far and is not interested in mending their relationship.
Julia and Martina are going to a restaurant, and they have an evening without dogs and parrots. She shared that she would be a model for a famous designer. Martina and Julia seem to have found their groove again. He thought that Julia looked very good with her make-up. Martina is so excited to partake that she contemplates leaving now for some sexy time. Martina admits that you will do anything for love when it comes to adoption. It is very sad to know that Martina is currently facing serious health problems 😢.
Nicole had Mike’s dad come over to sit down with Lisa’s therapist friend. Mike claims that he acted out at the engagement party, and he admits that he could be a few. Nicole thought she was never responsible because she was the one at home. Mike does things like Frank Sinatra. Lisa concludes that Mike never took responsibility for his actions. He hasn’t apologized for not being there and hurting her. Mike unapologetically himself until he shared a tragic story. Nicole was hit by a car while in treatment. Mike gets emotional because he feels bad and thinks that leaving would be better for his family. Nicole could now let go of her anger because she thought he had abandoned her. He felt that he missed him so much because of his anger. Nicole decided that they should spend more time together and make up for lost time.
Alexia is cooking some delicious Cuban food for Frankie, and this scene makes me hungry. Frankie has become more independent and is learning how to take care of herself. Alexia was reluctant to let go because Cuban mothers have a tendency to be helicopter mothers. That’s some truth there since they like to coddle boys especially!
Pedro – former Cuban Cowboy Alexia – and Peter meet up for a barbecue. She asks Peter for help with Alexia’s salon. Pedro wants to help relieve the stress on Alexia’s back. Peter spoke about his girlfriend, who was accused of domestic violence. They stay together despite Alexia’s concerns. Pedro commiserates with his son because he has to deal with Alexia’s mother who doesn’t want him dating her. Peter wants to move to Puerto Rico to live on the edge without Alexia’s intervention.
We are now at Guerdy’s party, and he has thrown a great party at the Miami Melting Pot restaurant. Guerdy hopes he won’t regret it. Julia was wearing a mint green dress, which was very flattering on her. Marysol and Alexia were in the car heading there and they were worried about going. They prefer to focus on the availability of cocktails rather than food.
Adriana arrives, and the production likes to expand her legs, showing her wearing heels. It looks like the color scheme for the party is sherbert, which is so Miami! Guerdy even has drinks ready to go with a cocktail dispenser for each lady with her favorite drink. Larsa started blowing smoke at Adriana as it has done for years for Kim K., and they are eating validation. Nicole thought she made the comment out of desperation for attention, which she wanted as she squeakily wheeled into the hotel room.
Adriana congratulates Marysol and Alexia. Marysol wants Adriana to stay away from her when she’s not buzzing from the cocktail. Alexia refuses to give attention to Adriana because she has a child that needs attention.
Ladies notice that Julia has lost weight, and she attributes it to eating quail eggs. In her ITM, Kiki It’s amazing to think that Julia said she ate “quail legs” instead of eggs. Alexia tells Adriana that she likes his song, but she still hates him. Kiki was greeted by smoke and lights coming out of the floor and checked between her legs to see if it was coming from the tent! #makekikifulltimeHW
Guerdy opens the floor to let Adriana know that she won’t (but Larsa and Marysol will) kick her when she’s down, and she wants him to be vulnerable. Adriana tells Alexia that she is sorry and that what she said was very wrong. He told them that he loved his children and had enjoyed a long friendship, and that he did not want to hurt them. Adriana told Alexia, “I like everything that it represents. As a mother, your strength and resilience always inspires me. Alexia revealed that “I struggle with Frankie’s accident every day.” He then told her, “I want to believe you, but actions speak louder than words.”
Adriana should have let him know that he was going through a rough patch, and she would have been there for him. She lets him know that she is going through a dark period. Adriana lets Marysol know she’s sorry she mentioned her ex, but she’s just trying to let her know she’s back. He’s lying his inflated a*s off now!
Julia tries to stay out of it, but she doesn’t like how her BFF Adriana is a punching bag. Lisa then interjects and tells her that she has respected everything and trusted her. He wanted her to know Adriana had a good heart and was truly sorry. Lisa knew her condition was too tired to listen. He is very grateful for everything and believes everything happens for a reason. Alexia isn’t ready to make peace – she wants to see action. Marysol doesn’t want anything from Adriana, and she clearly doesn’t want to be friends. Guerdy decided to take a group photo, and got the last note:
Adriana’s friendship with Alexia and Marysol is still insignificant, but her music career brightens a bit after recording a song with Emilio.
Marysol created a cocktail line with famous celebrities in Miami ???
Guerdy took a family vacation to New York and apparently had no phone calls.
Julia and Martina spend the summer trying to save their relationship by backpacking through Europe. Unfortunately, in January 2023, Martina announced that she was diagnosed with stage one throat and breast cancer.
Alexia and Todd end up having a fairytale honeymoon in Greece, which Peter ends up crashing. Peter is newly single, which is good news for his ex-girlfriend.
Larsa ended up dating Marcus Jordan and made their relationship Instagram official.
Nicole and Anthony got the perfect deal for $44 million dollars from Jeff Bezos’ mom – but they still have to pay for their Prime membership.
Lisa’s relationship with Lenny is getting more complicated as the divorce proceedings continue. He agrees to host Lenny’s annual Halloween party. Lisa reads something on the phone and tells the producer she saw an article admitting she was romancing two men at the Halloween bash. She calls Lenny and tells him to stop trying to embarrass her. Lisa felt the party was forced on her, and she had to ship her girlfriend dead because she got a restraining order against Lisa. He tells Lenny that he’s acting like a pig at this party, and this is probably the last time we’ll ever hear from Lenny. RHOM…
This season from RHOM It’s the best yet, and I’m so glad Peacock picked it up last year. We have a reunion coming up next week which should be pretty spicy. I hope everyone had a great day, and I will see you all for the episode of the LAST reunion for Potomac!
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