We are back on the coast with The Real Housewives of New Jersey for more family dysfunction. Let’s try and get to the bottom of the “Pizza Gate,” shall we?
Jackie in Casa Gorga think that Bill and Jennifer cannot be together unless they are wasted. They also don’t buy that Danielle and her sister don’t talk/talk because they are blocked on Instagram. Melissa annoyed that Tre didn’t think about his mother moderate be at a party. Dolores don’t understand why anyone would mess with Mothers who should be off limits. In ITM, Joe talks about how he liked his sister at first. He thinks that Louie is playing the good guy and developing into an ad*ck. Side note: I don’t care if my mom doesn’t get invited to the clown party. Why does your poor mother see things she cannot see?
Rachel and John worried that there might be trouble at the Fuda brunch. He must have watched the previous season. Jane F. it feels like getting hit by a mack truck with this crew. Rachel believes that Danielle is the link in the chain between the two. He is probably rethinking his alliance with other newbies.
Back in Aydin’s household with TeresaLouie, Danielle, and Nate, Jen fried up some Turkish sausage, which is almost like patty Louie’s fried. Danielle mentioned that the other women discussed the authenticity of the story with her brother. Teresa thinks that Rachel has created this mess and thinks she started it. Danielle is now convinced that Marge really has an arsenal of ammunition coming her way. He was the only one “talking”, and there was no one else to spread rumours.
Tre indicated that he was staying grete keep your mouth shut about what’s causing the problem. Joe wanted to start a pizza oven business with him, and Louie contributed $250k. Joe wants a 50% equity interest because the pizza oven is his idea. Louie allegedly lost the money he had invested, and I’m confused if you just made a pizza box, and the money is gone? Side note: I think Louie liked the idea for himself but wanted to remove Joe from the venture.
Joe thinks that since Teresa and her idea to jump ship to appease Louie and his greedy ambitions. Teresa took a photo with the girls for the Skinny Pizza box. She should check with Bethenny because she has a market for anything called Skinny. Melissa concluded that Teresa didn’t want to share the opportunity. Margaret has decided that Teresa put an obstacle in a place that cannot be overcome. Melissa, in her ITM, believes that little Joey is on an island by himself.
Rachel is having a mermaid themed dinner – complete with bone marrow pictures. LOL, I agree that mermaids are drunk! He had to treat himself to get around this group of greasy hooligans. Dolores and Jackie talk about how fragile Jennifer is and how sad she is because of Bill’s criticism of her parents. John asks Joe about Louie’s Instagram video of forgiveness, which he filmed with the crew at Casa Aydin. Joe wants to film his own version of this video – about waxing John Fuda.
Danielle and her absent brain are about to explode. He pulls Marge aside to discuss the arsenal comment. Danielle tells her that Rachel is trying to create a split. Margaret thinks it’s nonsense that Tre and Jen would get involved with Laura’s former friend and find her a reliable source. I like that Marge said converse no words to Danielle, aka Tre 2.0. Danielle apologizes if repeating that comment upset Marge. He didn’t feel like he and Rachel were on the same team anymore.
Dolores shares with Melissa that she won’t stop living because Frank has a pity party. He also lets Missy G. know what Tre said about not inviting his family to the party. Teresa and Louie are talking to Jen F. about family drama. He defends his actions and acts like everyone is asking for it.
Jackie pushes Danielle to share more of the siblings’ story. Danielle will not accept that she is responsible for her family’s problems. He clearly wasn’t as tough as he claimed and left the party with his tail between his legs. Margaret at ITM wanted to reach out to her younger sister to increase her arsenal.
Teresa claims she is the easiest person to deal with. He was right, but only about how Louie handled him. It’s malleable like a Play-Doh block and can make you believe anything. She tells Jackie to shut the f*ck up over defending Melissa having daddy issues. Tre thinks that Melissa has a leash on Joe. He may be right, but Louie has him saddled up with a horse bit in the mouth.
Louie pulls Melissa aside to talk. He wanted to hold Melissa’s hand and I would be interrupted if I were him. Melissa assures him that Tre is totally obsessed with him, and you can see that he is enjoying the power over her. Teresa joined the conversation, and Louie motioned to her as if he were a waiter hovering over the table. Louie then tells Tre that he ruined his moment with Melissa.
Joe was invited to join the conversation. Louie invites Melissa’s mom to the party. Lord, we’re going to hear Nonno’s pajama story again, which Teresa has to give in public. Side note: The shocked look on Joe’s face when Louie tells him he’s wearing his dad’s $$ pajamas. I think Nonno will even be as uncomfortable as we know that this creepy lech is wearing a jammie so he can. love with his grandson.
Teresa thinks that Melissa’s attachment to Joe has something to do with her daddy issues. She thinks she wants to keep Joe by her side and alienate Teresa. Jackie will fire up defending Melissa, and Teresa lunges across the table and tells her to get out of her face after SHE approaches Jackie.
Teresa pretends that Joe has called her and request asks him to take Donna to the party, she always agrees. Joe can’t get over Melissa’s bridesmaid diss, and asks Louie and Gia to intercede. Tre expected blind loyalty from Melissa and expected her to have Tre and Louie back last season and had to tell Marge to shut the f*ck up. Melissa can’t give her blind loyalty when Tre cosigns while Jennifer calls Joey an ab*tch boy.
Teresa then tells Joe that she definitely doesn’t like their marriage. He believed because Louie told him that Melissa is a problem and she needs to bridge the gap between the two simians relation. Damn, do they think Melissa is a zookeeper? What this family needs is a snake charmer with the power to disarm a venomous snake like Louie. Joe and Melissa decided to leave after this conversation went nowhere. Louie shuts Tre up and tells him that he and his sister aren’t the only ones listening blather on say. He couldn’t keep listening to this drivel any longer – nor could he.
Louie just wants to marry the Jersey Troll doll in 28 to 31 days – give or take. Teresa is done talking about Joe coming to her party. He wanted her there if he wanted to be a part of their future as a family. Louie ended up accomplishing what he set out to do – dashing any hope of reconciliation between the two of them. Side note: This episode shows the conniving side of Louie and his mind or what is left His control was over Teresa. The production is clearly shot for them, and Teresa mistakenly believes that this will be a season of redemption…
Next week, the dissolution of the family unit and Louie’s mind control continues… After watching this episode, I’m as drunk as a mermaid! Happy Wednesday, and join my podcast this evening! Please also email the site [email protected] with contact info if you are interested in co-hosting with me!
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