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At Real Housewives of Miami here this week to celebrate Nicole’s engagement. Larsa has been uninvited to the party because she called Nicole a fake and hospital harlot! Let’s enjoy the luxury of Magic City together!
First of all, I’m happy to be blogging again for my hometown of Miami. Real estate, beaches, and people make Miami a Magical City. Miami has a pulsating energy, and it can be intoxicating – and not just from alcohol! We will return to the de Moya Foundation’s charity event, which has helped Frankie gain independence.
Nicole and larsa innocently sit down together for the first one-on-one – and it goes sideways quickly. He was annoyed that Larsa suggested that Nicole’s ex being a teacher really made her a nobody. Larsa thinks that since she married Scottie, it made her famous, and Nicole should have rolled out the red carpet for the “ex-wife” of the NBA player. He insults Nicole by saying that she is sleeping in the hospital. Nicole, of course, was very offended by this, but she kept her cool, which is pretty cool if you ask me.
Adriana tried to pump Lisa until she finds out she has a secret admirer. He claims this man went weak in Lisa’s knees, but Lisa isn’t interested because she still loves Lenny even though he broke her heart…
Gerdy and Russell trying to balance family time. He was raised in the Caribbean culture, which is discipline first and love second. They play a family game of charades, and Guerdy’s assistant Manu comes to play with them. It was funny when everyone cracked up when Guerdy got the movie Horrible boss. Side note: I have a dear friend from Haiti, and her children were raised just like Guerdy describes. He reminds me of Guerdy with his fun energy, and he just happens to have a hot wife and a smart kid.
Julia and her personal stylist gathered because she had information about adopting a child when you are a gay couple. She has been a model but wants to follow her dream of adopting children because she can’t stand being an empty nester. Julia wants to adopt a child who is three years old or older. He told me that studying at home was very evasive and repetitive. Julia has concerns about the “Don’t talk gay” bill and how it will affect her marriage and potential adoption.
Guerdy comes to visit Larsa in the penthouse in the sky. She tells Larsa about her open communication with Russell. Larsa feels judged by Nicole, so she accuses her of sleeping with the doctor and faking it. They also believe that fake people will get rid of them, and they need to know about it! Larsa has absolutely no self-awareness…
Nicole and Anthony go out to dinner, and they discuss the engagement party. They have a level 10 party. Nicole’s dad is invited, but not allowed to invite plus one. Nicole tells Anthony that Larsa is reckless with her comments and has no moral compass. Anthony thought she had a lot of nerve and didn’t think past her big fat ass. Nicole and Anthony discuss how Larsa should fit in and ride on Scottie’s coattails. Anthony thinks that Larsa won’t change her last name because she likes all the attention she gets from him.
Larsa got a gift from Nicole, an invitation that basically said, “Mirror mirror on the wall, who fakes one of all!” Larsa was not invited because of her comments to Nicole, which was guaranteed. He questions if these two are really going to get married, and you can tell it bothers him more than he does. Larsa lives for the spotlight, and missing out on filming is hard on her ego. She pretends she is happy not to have to go to Nicole’s party and burden herself. He needs to stay home with someone who loves him – like a dog.
Anthony and Nicole are getting ready for their engagement party and talking about some house obscenities. Side note: His house is worth 44 million dollars, and how many people can say that Jeff Bezos’ family bought a house? Guerdy calls Nicole about Larsa not being invited to the party. Nicole refuses to speak because she respects the friendship between Larsa and Guerdy. He apologized that Guerdy finally felt like killing the road when he saw Larsa run down by the invitation of the mirror. Nicole stood up by commenting that Larsa was fake from head to toe.
Nicole found an old, retired bank vault to simulate a Vegas casino for their engagement party. Julia, who looks beautiful in red, arrives with her daughter Victoria – but where is her beloved Martina? He was happy that Larsa was not invited to the party. Handsome Kiki arrives, and he won’t talk to Julia. She just gives her hair a flip and struts off like a true model.
Adriana glad to bring a printed copy of Thierry’s divorce decree. He wants to prove to this group that he is not having an affair with a married man. Adriana is really desperate this season to get a good man even though she has a four month rule.
Michael, Nicole’s father, arrives, and he is like a sex-turned shark looking for prey in the room! He hits Kiki and asks her to call him papa. YUCK! Marysol came to the party wearing white and claimed he didn’t know it was black tie. She calls Michael a 2’2″ drug dealer, which is a bit rude even though he’s a mean person. Julia thinks Marysol has been married so many times that she still wears white to her engagement party. Marysol gets a compliment from Michael, and she likes it. his honesty. Alexia asked Michael about Anthony, and he said he was a gentleman and a scholar.
In Alexia’s ITM, she points out that Marysol and Steve are not legally married. Marysol didn’t want to share the Patton family’s money with anyone. Hmm, didn’t know she wasn’t legally married to Steve.
Julia mentioned that she and Martina did not have a prenup. He pretended not to be able to read all the documents placed in front of him. Martina must have loved him too much to try to have a premarital affair with Julia. He’s been married for a while, so I guess it works for him.
Guerdy tells the group that Larsa, “the most fake one,” wasn’t invited to the party. Then get a production package that shows how Larsa keeps the mojito this season. Larsa accused Lisa and Lenny of renting the house to pay the mortgage. Nicole has been accused of sleeping with every doctor at the hospital. He compares Larsa to an arsonist who keeps igniting matches in hopes of exonerating himself. burning bush alive. Kiki, in her ITM, made me cringe again when she said that she couldn’t believe that Nicole could sleep in the hospital the whole time. She should be a full-time housewife because that woman is gorgeous and freaking hilarious.
Alexia thinks Nicole has brought it on herself by saying she should get help getting to know people before she invites people to her house. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for anyone to feel that way. Larsa thought that because her name was Pippin, she should have unlimited access to people’s homes. Nicole mentions how it’s no secret that Larsa is dating Michael Jordan’s son. He is angry that Larsa is now coming to work for him, and this can affect him financially and professionally.
Alexia didn’t understand why Nicole was upset by the comment. Nicole tries to explain to Cuban Barbie that she needs to see how she feels when baseless accusations come her way. Alexia just had to deal with the accusations have merit after marrying Cocaine Cowboy. Marysol thought that lucky Larsa was not invited to this party. Nicole reminded the group that if you haven’t worked for 20 years, you can’t understand how these comments are made. They don’t consider selling foot pictures a job. BOOM! We then ask for more to-be-continued.
This franchise is, in my opinion, the best Bravo/Peacock has ever owned. Women have real money and an interesting life. The addition of Martina was a bonus, and I loved every scene of her. I grew up in the same neighborhood where Martina and Julia farm. I’ll see you all in Miami next week to find out how this drama will unfold! Happy Thursday, Blurers!
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