In part two of the Real Housewives of Miami Our reunion is back for more gossip and drama! Let’s dive into the drama cesspool, shall we?
Alexia feels like she’s been attacked all season and doesn’t understand why the other women don’t understand her suffer from an inflated sense of self is confident. She believed that other women were jealous because she didn’t have the stamina that she had. Lisa couldn’t believe that Alexia would blame her for Lenny’s cheating because she wasn’t safe enough.
Ladies now take a break and Nicole and Gerdy hope to apologize to Julia and Adriana. They both felt that Alexia was just making a mistake with them because she didn’t want her comments to be undone. Julia mentions that Martina had a treatment a day ago and will not be attending. Let’s hope and pray that he gets well soon!
Marysol had his own bathroom backstage because he had too much booze to pee out of. They should be fueled to protect Bro-lexia and prevent attacks for ignorant comments throughout the season. Get Marysol a catheter because it takes a lot of booze to be her soldier!
Alexia told me Julia why he has so much scorn for Adriana who is listening to this conversation. He yelled backstage and had to be saved for a seat! Adriana revealed that Alexia waited for Herman to be gay until after his death. He doesn’t feel guilty talking about his lifestyle because it’s public knowledge.
Alexia is upset about being labeled as a mean girl. He said that Adriana is a demon and a narcissist without feelings. Alexia thinks Adriana even wants to look like her by dying her hair blonde. Kiki joined the group and had trouble keeping the milk from falling out of her dress. He hopes to bring some comic relief to this Reunion.
Julia was asked by the audience why she did not know the name of her daughter’s school. He blames it on dyslexia which looks a little suspicious. Julia has put the adoption on hold for now as Martina fights for her life. Andy explains that Martina and Julia have different dreams and that Julia will try to please Martina’s interests as well. Julia now tries to be more present with Martina and asks to be used for dinner for both. Martina was very popular at BravoCon, and she was such a supportive couple that she even carried Julia’s purse. Julia thanked everyone for showing their support for Martina.
Andy asks if anyone has seen Ana from the past season. Nicole mentions both Leah and Ana reached him, but he did not spread the rumor that they shared. Hints Larsa and Marysol! Guerdy and Russell got on more after they realized they wanted to be more intimate. Alexia tries to one up Nicole and brags that she has sex all the time. Larsa said she had sex four times a night for her entire marriage. He must have been rejuvenated after being jackhammered for years! Andy inquires if Marcus can stay up and he says no problem- because you know what they say about people with big feet. #truth
larsa and Scottie do not talk about each other’s personal life. She has hung out with Marcus’ family but won’t comment on spending time with Michael. Andy couldn’t believe that Larsa was smack dab in the middle of two basketball superheroes. Larsa will change her name – if she remarries rich athlete. He will be called out for his shady below the belt comments. Every time Larsa feels challenged — she has to win the battle — because she hates to lose.
Andy asks Larsa if she thinks she’s right about the news that Lenny admitted to having a mortgage. Lisa was angered by the comment because she felt that Larsa suggested that she could not live. They both knew it was one of the stupidest fights ever. Lisa admits that she rents the house for the weekend and Lenny doesn’t want to know, so she doesn’t tell the truth when he asks.
Larsa was called out for using the information she received against a “friend”. He is accused by the viewer of having dirt on everyone from the potential of Private Eye. Larsa pretended that this shady info fell on her JAR revolution. They act like the DM comments they receive are trustworthy unless they are about him.
Larsa then said he has a real job suggests Nicole is unprofessional- because she gives Anthony a blow. Larsa doesn’t like that Anthony trash talks her and accuses her of being a homewrecker after being linked to Malik Beasley who is still married.
Julia then tells everyone that she finds Nicole the most trustworthy. She doesn’t like Larsa questioning Nicole’s professionalism after seeing how nice Nicole was with Martina at the hospital. Nicole couldn’t understand why men wouldn’t defend their wives (careers) and children born out of wedlock. Larsa has the wrong values and she thinks Nicole is too judgmental. Side note: I think that Nicole has hit a nerve with Larsa when he has called her out on her hypocrisy. Larsa can’t be stupid and believe that his work on OnlyFans is a real project!
Andy asks Kiki about her single status and she hilariously states that there are too many eggheads like Lenny out there. He wants to know what Kiki saw when he looked at her head and she says he’s wild. Andy asks if anyone saw them coming with Lenny and Lisa. Guerdy notes that he remembers a fundraiser where Lenny would not attend the event. She thinks she’d rather hang out with clubbers than support her husband’s charity.
Lisa insists that Lenny is always clumsy and rude. He mentioned that he was trying to get into shape now after she asked him to do all the marriage. Lenny also took testosterone which is now seen as a red flag. Kiki thought that was a sign that she was ready to go boom-boom with someone else.
Lisa admitted since they were together for 15 years she would aim for once a week and then dwindled down to almost nothing. She will be called out by viewers in still having a Halloween party with Lenny after the divorce was filed. Lisa mentioned that there were 600 people who attended, and she felt an obligation to hold the party because she still had a house. Kiki reveals that she has been going to parties for years and has heard from her model friends that Lenny is an egghead cheater-cheater…
Next week, we’ll hear from his wife – but not Martina because she’s sick. Have a great Thursday and see you next week for the Jersey fix!
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