We are back in Mexico with The Real Housewives of Potomac to find out what other indecent disclosures will be made. Let’s unpack this secret briefcase, shall we?
Mia and Gizelle they meet at the bar for pre-game. Gizelle is experiencing some “bubble guts” and we are asking for a stomach rumble from the production and/or Gizelle. She is upset that Karen has made up a lie about Charrisse. Gizelle thinks that Karen is jealous of Charrisse which I think is rude. He also thinks that Wendy is jealous of Mia. Gizelle, my dear, did you pull out of your a*s (because your a* is a little on the leaky side this trip) to get Mia by your side? Wendy many things but being jealous of Mia is laughable.
Mia couldn’t believe that she and Jacqueline could see each other again. He then pivots and wants to plan a bachelorette party for Robyn. Gizelle says that Robyn wants it, but I doubt it. Mia likes to oblige and find the best talent out there. Gizelle fishes bread out of her purse because her stomach is a hot mess.
Robin call a friend to see if he found wedding information for him in Jamaica. She pretends she doesn’t want a formal wedding and thinks that an intimate wedding is better for her. Why is Robyn trying to use someone else’s wedding to freeload off?
Ashley working hardcore body revenge on this trip and TickTocking around the resort. They meet Karen at the pool, and talk about the night before. Karen has been happy with Ashley’s plans so far, but is distracted by Robyn’s attack on her. Karen shares some deets on Juan another blonde woman who looks like her and the production gives us a hysterical side-by-side drawing. Ashley thinks that Charrisse provided support to Robyn when she needed help after the divorce and earned Robyn’s loyalty.
Ladies go out on a shopping trip. Ashley, the RHOP in-house postmistress, pulls Robyn aside and lets her know what Karen has said. She tells him that Juan has a girlfriend who looks just like Karen. Juan is allegedly in Georgetown all the time and holding hands with Karen’s doppelgänger.
Robyn won’t believe it unless she sees it with her own eyes who looks like another RH blockhead from Jersey. She called Juan about it and he got mad and was about to kick the woman out. Side Note: Juan’s anger is gone and if there is no point he should just laugh. Can you imagine how he spoke to Robyn on camera? Do they have to walk on eggshells around them?
The ladies sit down for lunch on the beach, and it looks great. Candiace wearing orange glasses that resemble virtual reality gaming glasses. She wears a really cute hat that I love. Robyn lets the other ladies know that she thinks Karen is guilty of mean girl behavior. Karen, of course, walks in to hear Robyn bashing her. Robyn tells Karen, “I’ve always felt that way about you since I met you.” Karen said that she can respect a woman who has friends but lacks integrity. He resents the implication that he means passion. Karen also reminds Robyn that she has stood up for her but resents how Robyn regularly takes digs at her.
Karen then lets Robyn know in no uncertain terms that this is the last straw for her. They won’t be labeled fake either. Karen then drops a HUGE shade grenade and reminds Robyn that nothing is more fake than her marriage. He believes that it is convenient to have a wedding without witnesses in the Caribbean.
Robyn whips out her cell phone to show everyone the blue-eyed man that Karen allegedly has been canoodling with who is also nicknamed ‘Blue Eyes.’ He had a picture which he coincidentally got from Gizelle of Karen with him in a bar. Robyn won’t show Karen the picture but shows everyone at the table. He recognized Karen by her fat back, bad wig, and crusty legs. Okay, I see the wig and the back fat but how come the picture shows her crusty legs? Did Karen do a yoga pose called Locust while lying on the floor at the bar?
Karen says Juan will want to cuss her out since they had protected him. She said that Juan hugged her a little inappropriately and asked her to be part of the three of them. Karen said he hugged her so tight that her breast went to her backbone. I was shocked because I was sure it was Gordon who did this with his slithering tongue action towards Karen. The production, of course, shows the distance meter when they hug on camera but may not hold the boob-smasher. Side note: I find it ironic that Gizelle said Chris was inappropriate after the reunion and made a big deal out of it. Karen has kept this interaction to herself for three years and even after the reunion.
Gizelle wanted a toast to the person with the receipt because Robyn was the only one with her. They obviously ignored the fact that the Grande Dame had some receipts to prove Charrisse didn’t get her on this show. The ladies then want to talk to Jacqueline who has been seen defeating this trip.
Jacqueline doesn’t want to have this conversation at this table. He tells Mia the relationship doesn’t matter to him. Jacqueline has vouched for Mia in the past and advised her to stay firm with her support during her cancer scare. Mia brushed off Jacqueline like an annoying mosquito and told the other women that she was tired, and starved for attention. Jacqueline has finally had enough and storms away from the table.
Mia tells Wendy that she wants to like her because she is beautiful and has a wonderful family. He thinks Wendy has insecurities and they agree to talk it out. Side Note: How did we create this scene and what was the impact of the production we had to do to get Mia to speak he likes it Wendy?
Wendy went to Mia’s room, and she was all chummy and it was creeping me out. Mia believes that she will never be able to walk. Wendy thinks her place is disrespected. Mia says she apologizes for being rude. Wendy says Mia is beautiful BUT she is handsome. Mrs. Four Degrees will not change with her imagination.
Two hours later… Ashley let us know the party continues in the bar with more shots. Whether Gizelle should wear it Depends which Rinna lent to be able to do MORE tequila shots? Mia growled like an animal slithers until Wendy and tells her she wants to eat a box like a crotch-can?!? Well we survived another over-produced episode of RHOP But where does this group go from here?
Next week, Robyn gets Karen and her bachelorette party, and Wendy isn’t invited. We also noticed that some women share their sexy parts with each other. Be well and have a great week, Blurbers!
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