It’s time to The Real Housewives of Salt Lake city reunion, part 1. We are one snowflake down, since Jane didn’t attend (but she managed to post on Instagram her LIVE tell-all “Jen Shah’s Real Story” right after the reunion aired. Coincidence? I don’t…).
Andy investigate these women when they are primps and they get them up like a coach does to a football team before a big game… .
A Sprinter van drops the ladies off the plane, because let’s be honest, *THE* Sprinter van is actually more cast members than most of this season. Andy greets everyone and learns HeatherA black eye takes about ten days to heal (rolling eye).
The women ooo and ah over the set design theme: “Dilapidated Church”- translation: the set design team only gave up when they found out that Jen’s legal team advised her not to attend the reunion. Everyone is pissed at how they feel about Jen’s silence and Heather explains that Jen called her right before she walked into the courtroom to say she had been pleading guilty. #ride or die.
But first, we can find out what happened to this black eye…and for the women who don’t want to talk about it…Heather is definitely talking about it. “All eyes are on Heather.” You can say that again, Andy. I’m cringing watching a re-recording of a drunken Marilyn Monroe themed party.
Heather claims she’s black and doesn’t know how it happened. He was afraid of the narrative the cast would follow, so he was cagey about the cause. Lisa states that this is affecting her life and wants Heather to just remember that she is black. Heather lamented that she had a lot of “Mormon shame” and “contempt” and didn’t want to involve anyone on set or production. Heather shares what she remembers – not much. He didn’t want to be investigated because he was embarrassed.
Meredith claims that no one drank much that night, so there was only one thing: Special K and the mushroom concoction Lisa mentioned earlier. JK. BUT-Why did Jen Heather call first thing in the morning? Heather stated that she trusted Jen the most to “do the cover story”. Resek. Whitney and Lisa tell Heather that she doesn’t look good, and Heather says, “I’d rather Jen walk me than a stranger.” WHAT.
Heather couldn’t answer Andy’s direct question about Jen being the cause of the black eye. No one was buying what Heather was selling and I could almost hear Lisa’s eyes rolling from my sofa. Many ladies believe that Jen gave Heather a black eye, perhaps even coming from the famous Barbie scissor kick Angie K. hinted at, but unfortunately, we have to wait until next week to see what kind of story Heather can cook up. the response…
Earlier in the reunion, Andy directed the “rant and revenge” between them Meredith and Lisa. Looks like Meredith and Lisa are still going out. Meredith explains that her current problem with Lisa has nothing to do with the kids’ tantrums. Meredith states that after Arizona, she was in a neutral place until Lisa stopped following Meredith, but the nail in the coffin was when Lisa sent her a text about the death of Meredith’s father.
Meredith claimed she was “concerned” about Lisa’s behavior during and after the hot mic, but she didn’t reach out to Lisa to see if she was ok. Meredith apologizes for spreading rumors about Lisa and then Lisa’s rumors can be dealt with… Whitney trying to erase what happened to Meredith. She swears she once told Lisa “give blowjobs to courtside seats,” but Heather spun her words in Arizona. In an attempt to clarify who and why the rumors were started, everything becomes confusing, especially when Lisa states that she is grateful to Whitney because she STOPPED the rumors … uh … she started them … !!
Andy asks Lisa about insinuating Meredith has a pill problem. Lisa said that Jen said that Meredith and Heather “popped the pill”. Andy calls it an “accusation” for someone with a pill problem and Lisa blurts out that if Meredith has a problem with it, she should call Jen. And then, Meredith did it. He puts Jen right on point and asks her, point blank, on the speaker, if she ever said Meredith and Heather were popping pills.
Of course Jen denies it happened and I have to agree with Lisa on this one – how can Meredith believe that someone is going to jail? “You believe this is about me? I’m not going to jail.” I mean, Lisa claims that women eat mushrooms and ketamine (special K)! Now that’s a helluva combination and more specific dare I say it…how do we know this is the truth?!
Lisa becomes unhinged and tells Meredith she’s making things up. Andy reminded Meredith that he was talking about Lisa’s SEC filing. It was really the way he brought it up and talked about it with the group. The friendship is in a stalemate and the split screen gives the soap opera as Meredith spews BS out of her mouth about their friendship.
Good news came out of this mess though: Lisa said she would consider making a holiday EP (and she even hinted that she might already be working on it).
Enter friends from: Angie K., Angi H.and Dana. Danna states that Jen has a good aura around her, but then Danna feels triggered after seeing the way Jen approaches Angie H. Danna explains that she wants to tell Jen that she is friends with the informant in the case in hopes that Jen will be responsible. but that is definitely back-fired as shown at length never before-seen. Danna explains that she owns multiple properties and doesn’t appreciate Jen making fun of her house when Jen doesn’t own it. a front. Boom.
Angie H. tries to clear her name with the whole “blowjobs for Jazz tickets” thing and manages to piss Lisa off when she talks. John Barlow act like crazy in the game. When Angie called Whitney, she said, “It’s interesting that she’s sitting on the ***** seat” and so evidently, Whitney took it upon herself to fill in the blanks. Lisa tells everyone she’s a “huge Jazz fan,” but she also doesn’t sleep with players.
Lisa denied having a troll account and told Angie H. “you’re trying to dismiss the fact that your husband is harassing me.”
Angie K. confirmed that she thought she was the co-hostess of the San Diego trip. He then explains that Jen always wanted him in the group, but with a condition. Angie felt as if she had dropped champagne on her head, Jen proved that Angie was beneath her. No one (except Heather) thought that was a “fun b*tch” move.
Meredith and Heather believe that Angie is not holding back when she spends all the money that Jen owes her after spending it. Trainer party, but Angie said she was at a tipping point with Jen. Angie tells Meredith that she has bad guy skills and Meredith throws a jab at Angie stating that she has been trying to appear for the last three seasons. So, Angie replied, “I know people here.”
According to Angie, Jen bashed Heather’s business, and Heather responded, “that’s par for the course with Jen.” Heather wonders why she sometimes talks nonsense and sometimes doesn’t with this group.
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