Valentine’s Day is finally here.
When it is a day to show love, many people will be alone, heartbroken or with a lover.
As with the previous Valentine’s Day, this year, the single bamboo will be under pressure, while the lovebirds will get a lot of ‘awwing’.
If you live in Nigeria, you are sure to come across one or more of the eight categories of people on Valentine’s Day.
Instagram “Pepper Dem” Lovers
This category includes social media couples with the sole purpose of ‘peppering’ everyone. These guys will start the morning by overwhelming everyone with pictures and reels on Valentine’s Day. He is loved because he has a group of inlaws online who will go around the page and send genuine love and cute-eyed emojis along with wonderful comments, including the famous line, “God when”.
He was also met by bitter people who participated in the comment section with comments like “going to cry.”
To-match couples
This pair of couples will not only stay on the gram, but will also bring the dem pepper theme everywhere.
You can easily tell from your clothes, especially when you are young. They will wear the same clothes, sneakers, and eyes.
Although his intention was not to oppress, he did so in order to achieve this agenda.
Trench lovers
Love is everywhere, and this guy found a way to make it work; this razz sets people coming from the trenches.
These guys often look for strange couples; they also seem to take cues from the first two categories of wearing to-match and posting on social media.
Either way, they find love in a hopeless place.
Breakfast Crew
Siri, play ‘Last last’ by Burnaboy.
This crew is among the people who will receive the surprise of their lives.
These people will know that they are in a relationship.
When others receive Valentine’s packages and ‘I love you very much’ signs, they will wake up to break up the text or pictures of their partners on the pages of their best friends.
On Valentine’s Day, the breakfast crew will be eating hearty treats.
Siri played us ‘Soso’ by Omah Lay.
Tom’s and Jerry’s (common fighting couple)
This couple will put the garbage outside today; they have been looking for a chance to break up or fight dirty.
He will get his wish today because it will lead to public fights over silly things like choosing a restaurant or looking elsewhere.
If you see them today, avoid them. Otherwise, they will solve the problem in your head.
Lying Cartel, “As Fast As Cheetahs”
This evil cartel includes the Yoruba devil, alias Femi or Bayo. Cartels will find it very difficult now to pursue multiple partners.
He had to play the hangman speed game, so he was “fast as a Cheetah”. I hope the rich don’t bother spending.
Status: Complicated
Many of the various categories will fall into this category at the end of the day.
This category is very complicated to explain because everyone has different scenarios that make their relationship complicated.
Single Pringles
Last but not least, here are the categories I’m interested in. In this category, we plan to sit back and watch all the other types do it on social media.
We have no plans to leave the comfort of our homes, so we will be inlaws online, Judge and Jury, when we watch Wura on showmax or You on Netflix
Our motto today is “Love is in the air… wear a face mask”.
Either way, we’re not out of the dark sky because most of us will be asking ‘Lord when’ 1000 times by the end of the day.
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