We are back for the last episode The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion! We will finally get to see Chris face Gizelle, and Mia will also face off with Jacqueline to see who brought the best bedazzled receipts! Let’s see who’s the best, shall we?
Mia, with a box bedazzled her shade, and Jacqueline returned to continue the discussion on who is a better friend. Jacqueline believes that Mia is weak and thinks that she represents what is happening in her own life. He then reveals that Gordon is the CEO of the company – not Mia. He may not have a bedazzled box, but he has packed all the necessary ammunition.
Jacqueline proved that Mia did not spend Mother’s Day with her mother. He reminded her that Gordon had been trying to find Mia while she was walking because she couldn’t believe it. Mia decides not to share the evidence when she realizes that Jacqueline will be a strong opponent. Jacqueline says she didn’t start the rumors about sleeping with Gordon. Both deny being more than friends or brothers.
Andy wants to know why Mia outed Jacqueline about sleeping with a married man. He admitted it was a retaliatory comment when pressed for evidence. Mia says that Jacqueline told her that she needs more, which she thinks is an embarrassment to Gordon, who has prostate problems and can’t have sex. Mia was proud that she was at least acknowledge to sleep with a married man.
Jacqueline shames Mia for being homeless and having a receipt for a Porsche. Mia insists that Jacqueline started the story because she needed a storyline. Jacqueline refuses to be Mia’s underling. Mia foolishly believes that since Gordon encouraged Jacqueline to get an EIN, she should thank him for recognizing her ability as an entrepreneur. He was a terrible friend. I hope Jacqueline is back next season and Mia is out. Wendy, who was enjoying watching this nasty tennis match, yelled at Jacqueline as she went to hand over the receipt. Side note: Mia changes her tone by actually doing damage control.
Karen, who has been yawning and looking bored at this reunion, now has to face Charrisse, who is as rich as a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos (thanks Prycer for this description). Production was able to do the sketch in Karen’s chair because she was already inactive. Karen insists that no one understands her grief journey. He refused to answer questions about his mother’s funeral. Karen then starts filing her nails as Charrisse speaks to show how little Cha Cha means to her.
Andy then defended Charrisse for coming on the show and said she was asked to be on the show again. Robyn starts defending Charrisse because everyone loves her – except Karen and Wendy. Charrisse claims she kept quiet until Karen dissed her. Karen is disgusted by Charrisse’s claims that she is rude. He wants to sue the man who told him about him punching a restaurant employee in the bathroom. He said that Charrisse considered prostitution, and the Grande Dame was not having it. Mia says that the person who made this statement to Karen is a family member, and she will not come out. Robyn said she didn’t get the rumors from the blog when pressed about the allegations about Karen.
Robin and his trip to the altar with Juan has been profiled. She said Juan doesn’t watch the show but likes it when Robyn comes home drunk after partying with the girls. Andy asked Robyn about her wedding, and she was glad her parents were there. Juan signed the prenup, so he gets 50/50 in the divorce. Andy asked if the loyalty clause was in there, and the idiot didn’t put it in there. Robyn thinks she can set herself up. Side note: There will be a tacked moment in this episode with Robyn looking embarrassed WWHL.
Karen called out about her claims that Juan sees Karen’s doppelgänger. He didn’t like the scribble-scrabble sketches the production gave him. Robyn wants the same evidence Karen demanded in Miami. He wanted a photo and a number, and boy did he get it! Robyn said Juan was angry on the phone over the drama show. Juan thought it was ridiculous and just left him.
Andy asks Robyn about the allegations that Juan is facing at work, and she defends Juan’s position. Robyn thinks Juan is being used as clickbait for this story. They don’t know judgment and support him.
Chris, Eddie, and Gordon are fired up backstage about Gizelle’s claims, and they join the women on the couch. Andy appreciates how Ray always stands by his wife. Side note: IMHO, Eddie, aka Smiley, is the richest man at this reunion – sorry, Ray, I love you too, but you’re nothing like Eddie. He told her that Wendy had been digging in her pockets for her business. Gordon gets emotional talking about Mia’s health issues. She worries about how it will affect her children. Gordon says Jacqueline is like a sister and he doesn’t have sex with her. Gordon doesn’t have it penetrate with Peter’s boyfriend or Mia’s friends. Juan is MIA – again – and not there to support his wife.
Chris was furious he had to go away for 10 months when questioned by his family about Gizelle’s claims. Candiace wants “Guttersnip b*tch ass lying in the family” to face the music. Gizelle does not want to be in the optics of cheating after marrying the Holy Pastor Whore. He said that Chris had been drinking and denied that he opened the door. Gizelle thought Candiace should know – but waited five months to tell her. Ashley admits she was wrong about Chris’s W Hotel invite.
Chris explains that he needs to listen to everyone, and especially Gizelle, Talk about a brown penis with a pink tip. He said, “I never said anything to you, so I won’t expect an apology from you.” Chris took offense to Gizelle calling him a sneaky link. Gizelle is now willing to apologize for that comment, but Candiace refuse to accept this is the end of the game. Chris doesn’t want to talk to Gizelle or Ashley in the video party since wanted Candiace have her moment. He sent a DM to Gizelle and said, “If I did anything to make you feel that way, I’m sorry.” Chris admits he doesn’t want to apologize because it looks like something was wrong.
Candiace then calls Gizelle “soulless trash,” and she thinks she’s been using her light skin privilege all winter. Wendy tries to get Candiace to calm down because she is now spouting colorist comments. Candiace didn’t think someone with darker skin would have the same grace as Gizelle. He believes Gizelle is trying to jump on the #MeToo movement and take it away from the real victims.
Wendy will ask about coochie-gate. He admits they all share nice things, but no one licks or kisses. Wendy reminded him that he was privileged to see such a beautiful coochie, and that he was just having fun. Gordon rightfully wonders if the production has this on tape because he wanted a copy.
Andy asks Ray about the infidelity rumors, and he’s upset because it’s a bad season. Ray says the rumors are bullshit. Robyn then came up with a zinger for Karen because she implied Juan sexually assaulted her for squeezing her. Karen says that Juan wants her to be the third of the three. He thinks that Juan should keep the woman’s hand because it’s not worth it. They were dismissed, and Candiace’s new song was played. The clumsy women danced and toasted to the busy season. We then jump ahead two weeks where Juan’s bad behavior…
Andy confronts Robyn WWHL and first wanted to celebrate their wedding, but found this salacious story more interesting. Robyn then tells a story about a woman who is dating a Baltimore Ravens player and approaches Juan to help pay for the hotel. He believed this preposterous story about how this lady lost her wallet in the casino and could not pay for the hotel room. Robyn denied that she was in a relationship, dating, or physical. She said they had talked about counseling before marriage. Robyn thinks since it happened in November 2021 and they start filming in March 2022, it’s not a problem.
Robyn was stupid to think Karen would bring it up, so why should she mention it? Andy tells her that she will be able to control the situation if she controls the narrative. He finally held his feet to the fire in this episode.
Phew! I’m so glad this season of chaos is over! I hope everyone had a great week, and see you there for the Miami reunion!
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