This week in The Real Housewives of Potomac we’re going to Robyn’s bachelorette party. There will be some “Naked Truth” that will be shared about Mia and Wendy. Let’s get the party started, shall we?
Robin they are visiting a bridal shop to look for a wedding dress. She recently got married so congratulations to her and Juan. Robyn cracked me up when she said it was a lot of work to plan a 2-person marriage Aren’t all weddings two people—except Mia and Gordon—who knows how many people are involved? Ashley and Gizelle showed up to help her pick out a dress and try on some tiaras. The production gave some delicious shade to Gizelle by calling her “Miss Messy-Verse” in her title screen.
Ashley shares with Gizelle what happened that evening in Mexico while Gizelle slept. He mentions it Mia this is admiring Wendy’s physical. Mia is everything to Wendy and nothing pleases Wendy more than someone who respects her. Ashley believes that maybe these two have some sexual frustration. Gizelle was salivating when she heard the rumors about bumping and licking her pussy. He would crash and talk but he had to scoot to see Mia so he could ask for more salacious details. Side Note: What did the production do in tequila for these two to be so happy???
Robyn came out in a dress and no doubt she would make a beautiful princess. He wished he hadn’t invited Gizelle and Ashley because they were confusing him instead of helping him decide. Gizelle then asks Robyn about her mother and why she didn’t attend. Robyn admits she hasn’t told them about the party yet —Are Robyn’s parents not fans of Dixon 2.0’s party?
Gizelle wants to plan an upscale dinner with some strippers for her wedding. The theme was “Robyn-gone-wild”, and Karen and Wendy were not invited. Gizelle wants everyone to dress scantily clad for the event. Robyn is not afraid of a* and titties shake in the face. He would go to a steak and lobster strip club. This sounds exactly like how Mia described the upscale supper club she flashed stuff to Gordon.
Candiace and Chris are having breakfast outside (with some deer grazing in the background) and are talking about his music video party. He will reveal the cover of his new album. Chris asks about Mexico and Candiace says “Old women fight.” He’s not surprised to hear that Juan is his new target because he needs another victim to throw under the bus. Chris has put himself on probation since the end of this drama. They want Candiace to focus on her IVF journey and be stress free.
Wendy and Karen met for lunch to discuss the dispute in Mexico. Karen denied that she was in the picture. Ashley then called and told her that she wasn’t in the group text about the bachelorette party. Wendy had peeved that they weren’t invited because she thought she and Robyn had moved on.
Gizelle couldn’t run to Mia’s house faster to find out what Mia found to eat in Wendy’s lunch box. Mia says that Wendy is showing off her swag. He even played show and tell and show Wendy he’s very cute. Mia thought that Wendy wanted to snack on the cake and even touched it! Mia says that Jacqueline is trying to be nice to her. He’s clearly not interested in making out with his BFF anytime soon.
Wendy filmed a segment on MSNBC about Roe vs. Wade. He has a legitimate career outside of this show. Wendy must love the attention given to her by the show but is it worth it when it causes her to lose credibility in another line of work? I’m sorry, I’m sorry…
The ladies now open up on the party bus with stripper poles sans Wendy and Karen. Mia and Ashley both seem to have a “hoe mentality” with their matching snakeskin bodysuits. He was proud to call himself an anaconda, but Ashley was just a little garden snake. Charrisse aka Cha-Cha downer is annoyed because she has to take a back seat to Mia in planning Robyn’s bachelorette party. He was angry that Mia who had known him for five minutes had this honor. Can you imagine what a bad show Charrisse would be planning? Side note: Candiace read my mind as she warily looked at the pole and hoped it would be removed often.
Karen and Ray meet with a candle manufacturer. They have made four wick candles and are limited to the holidays. Karen acted like she didn’t like the uninvited as she made a “4 wick Bohemian fire” with a new line of candles. He even wanted photo proof when he shelled out 10k to order 8,000 candles.
Back at the strip club, Candiace is scouting the room to find a unicorn stripper with a booty ass. Robyn also seemed to be having fun and enjoying the attention from the strippers. Ashley will be asked what happened to Michael. She acts like everything is peachy keen with Michael aka Gollum which even made him stop dating. Candiace then spilled to Ashley that Michael has climbed out of his hidey hole bring a “bad woman” to the restaurant where Chris works.
Charrisse was then asked about Karen and how she felt about what happened to her. He said: “He didn’t think about her and thought Karen was lying.” Charrisse claims she never aired Karen’s story and she is now willing to let the show begin. She is angry that Karen has killed her character. Charrisse insists that Karen has been known to disappear when they go out and end up drunk and f*cking random workers in the bathroom.
Gizelle was on the edge of her seat listening to Karen get slammed. He has been Karen’s target and the production reminds us of the record. It’s great when some women refuse to comment on Karen’s side of things because they refuse to cross that line.
Charrisse then spills Karen has to be a driver because she lost her license, and her DD is none other than Mr. Blue Eyes. Ray even allegedly had this cheating allegation investigated and private investigators found nothing. Mia, in her ITM, mentions that Gordon said that it is common for parents to allow young wives to date so that they remain satisfied. He believes that Ray doesn’t have the agility to be able to rise above Karen anymore. Ashley, Mia, and Robyn then decide to go on stage and get all freaky with the strippers.
Next week is the season finale and Robyn tells her visibly unhappy parents that she’s getting married in Jamaica. Mia tells Karen how Charrisse has outed her as the Grande Whore of Potomac. This episode finally shed some light on Karen’s hatred for Charrisse! Have a great week Blurbers and see you next week for the finals!
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