To the collective horror of 90 Day Engagement fandom, Big Ed Brown and Liz Woods are back together after Season 7.
To make matters worse, fans (and critics) saw her filming with another couple for some kind of “all star” Marriage Boot Camp spinoff style.
We don’t know when it will air. But “fans” don’t have to wait to see Ed again. That’s what social media is for.
Ed’s latest online antics include a clownish dance while grocery shopping. Yes, we have Big Ed dancing new gif for you below. But his “goofy” behavior did not go down well with his followers.
Big Ed Brown posted a video on Instagram this week.
He wore bright red crocks, surprisingly shiny pants, and a strong orange sweatshirt with a sports logo.
During the video, she dances in the aisles of the store. Maybe a gas station. We cannot say for sure.
“Rainy Day Snacks,” Big Ed wrote. Rainy days are few and far between in Southern California, but they happen often during the winter.
“#milkandcookies with teh boo thang,” she then awkwardly wrote, tagging on-mane, off-man (double dozen) Liz Woods.
This confirmed the reconciliation that was not recommended. But there is more to it than that, according to commenters.
Critics took one look at Ed’s latest court jester routine and called him out.
“Cheap Skates!” one calls someone for a gas station date that night.
“You really don’t deserve him,” wrote another. Correct. (Also, here’s a GIF, as promised)
“Not funny by any means,” said a recent commenter.
“Milk and cookies?” ask a friendlier follower. “Get me some burritos Ed!”
There’s also some weird concern trolling about snack choices. If you flip out and see someone buying Oreos, you should talk to a therapist about it. You may have some disordered eating problems.
Even though he continued to take her vaguely, Liz was better. Ed had kicked him out of the house during a fight. He demanded a ring back on television. He belittled and insulted her.
Obviously, asking for a snack from a gas station does not make you a bad boyfriend.
Unfortunately, most of what Big Ed did to Liz made him a bad girlfriend. A bad fiance. All around, bad partner.