Hell has no fury from a woman scorned – but trust the singer Miley Cyrus to teach bitter and twisted women oh, so yesterday.
You diva… Humiliated by her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth, cheating on her at home with 14 flossies – including actress Jennifer Lawrence who proudly joined her on the red carpet in a gold dress – Cyrus showed women around the world how to get revenge. … a poem.
He cleans it with a song: Flowers. Not just any old song; he sings the pain of losing his ranch in the wildfires of California, telling people they are not okay, but it’s okay. She is a strong woman who can buy her own flowers…
And that set the tone for the song because didn’t Hemsworth dedicate Bruno Mars’ When I Was Your Man to him? And didn’t Mars sing a song I should buy flowers for? So where is the revenge? His music video was released on his ex’s birthday.
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Opening shot: she wears a golden creation à la Jennifer, makes a dance move that she finds embarrassing on the red carpet, but loses the dress when she gets home with dirty sheets.
Cover shoot: he’s wearing the suit he wore when he said “action”. And she is so naughty… Bear with me, because I also wonder why little Hannah Montana can break the internet. I prefer her in a bad wig and a little princess persona to look up to. And Wrecking Ball never had the right balls for me.
But then came Flowers. They were number 1 on Spotify for weeks, trending songs – for me – for all the right reasons. Because of Hannah Montana’s childhood, she grew up. She is now a woman. Women who are scorned, but tell the world that in subtle nuances.
She is not the bitter and twisted Rose Gowan of the #MeToo movement. In fact, he in the month has done more for the “Awakening of Women” than #MeToo can hope for.
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Women all over the world have “I can buy myself flowers; I can love myself more than you.” And people know. I see our Seffricans respond: boertjie sits on the tractor singing, I can buy my own tractor…
But as one said: February 14? Buy your own flowers. Be careful what you wish for… Happy Valentine’s Day.