If you know anything about David Eason, then no aspect of this story will surprise you.
He’s an unemployed man who likes to insult more successful people, but then fears that something a little too real will happen.
This is a pattern that has been going on for about a decade without any major physical consequences.
(Eason has been accused of assaulting his wife, Jenelle Evans, multiple times, reportedly breaking her collarbone on one occasion, but we don’t know of any incidents in which he’s argued with others.)
However, this may change, as David is challenged by a very angry father.
As always, Eason turned tail and ran, even going so far as to delete his Twitter account.
But something tells me, Bar Smith’s righteous anger will never subside, which is bad news for David.
Here’s the story…
Actually, David joined Twitter over the weekend, and for some reason, he decided to start by insulting his daughter. Teenage Mother stars Ashley Jones and Bar Smith.
As you can see, Ashley’s tweet doesn’t mention David or anyone in her family, and is just self-deprecating praise for her daughter, who she says will be “10x better, 10x smarter, 10x prettier.”
David saw this sign of a well-adjusted adult and family function, and of course, drove him mad with jealous rage.
He replied with a picture of Rocky Dennis from the movie Maskand Bar proceeded to roast David within inches of his life.
“You dirty dust ass STD chewing dog, yo wife disgusting bak goo ass should suck yo d–k and maybe you will like it,” Bar wrote to David, according to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup.
“You love p–sy. I can’t wait for the day I catch you outside of David’s ‘land’. You are only difficult in property,” he continued.
“I called the ass dog out because I’ve been asking to fight the camera 1 on 1 for years and you always say sh-t back to women.
“Jenelle should get ready to leave your dirty ass again, you don’t have kids and your husband hates you, I’m going to be pissed.”[o]all you get is one internet and a beautiful ass farm.
Needless to say, Bar is the absolute king.
And he’s not done yet!
“The fact that you think you can say anything to my wife, about my son, I will meet you anywhere David…. Any day…. Anytime…. From your land so you can’t tell the police that I came on your property you… you’re not cut like that,” Smith said.
“You kill a dog but you won’t fight a MF who really cuts like that. You want to pick a wife friend who comes to help her leave you…”
Bar then says he won’t talk about David’s kids before – well, talk about David’s kids.
“I’ll tell you @ravindavidd about the kids, but I’m not talking about the kids knowing that the rate of inbreeding there seems to be high,” Bar wrote.
“This n–ga beat Jenelle like a weekend sport, she has no right to say anything,” she continued, before mentioning that David is not allowed to see his only son, Kaden:
“I’m going to finish getting my SON for SCHOOL, and feed him breakfast, then drop him off…..which @ravindavidd can’t do because he can’t get his kids.”
In typical fashion, David side-steps Bar’s challenge to a fight and calls Smith gay.
“I’m just talking about everything you love and saying I’m going to beat your ass and this is your response? Can’t take a joke? Don’t do it now,” replied Bar.
“And you go straight to gay jokes like someone who’s uncomfortable with their sexuality, talking about taking d–k.”
That’s when Ashley posted the doctored photo above — originally from David’s OnlyFans page — and Eason deleted the account.
To his credit, at least the man knew he had been beaten.
Frankly, we’re struggling to think about time any public figures become scorned on social media.
Of course, it was a dark time in the Land.