Well, if you’re a fan of petty drama and wild accusations, this is the season Real Housewives of Miami is probably right up your alley!
Yes, the Sunshine State’s best Bravo-lebrities are up to their old tricks, and halfway through their fifth season, RHOM shows no signs of slowing down.
And if you’re worried that these ladies plan to settle their differences and ride out the rest of the season in stable fashion, fear not:
Bravo just released a new midseason trailer, and it looks like there’s still a lot of craziness in store.
Let’s start with the beef between Alexia Nepola and Marysol Patton.
Nepola almost certainly delivered the trailer’s most devastating lines, quoting Patton’s ex-girlfriend as saying:
“I never fell in love with Marysol.”
“I will not accept this apology because you f-cked yourself,” Marysol says later in the trailer, as Adriana appears to pray for sanity. “You’re an a-hole.”
“You fake b-tch,” Alexia fired back. “You deserve everything you have because you’re a bad person.”
“You don’t know how I feel, b-tch!” Adriana called out.
Like I said, those ladies not hold back in the second half of this season!
Elsewhere in the trailer, we have Larsa Pippen and Nicole Martin locking horns in a similar feud.
“Larsa is an arsonist,” says Nicole, saying that Larsa accused her of sleeping with all the young doctors at her workplace (Martin is an anesthesiologist).
Then we see Larsa receiving a card from Nicole that reads, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s fake?”
We guess you have to give Martin a few extra points for originality!
But when her actions seem extreme, we think Nicole has reason to be upset (if her accusations are true).
“I could lose my f-cking job for a dumbass accusation,” he explained.
“Being a young and beautiful Latina, do you know how many prejudices, stereotypes, and judgments you have to deal with?”
(And don’t forget, Larsa is dating one of Michael Jordan’s sons, so she doesn’t know how concerned he is about his career.
And just when you think they can’t cram more drama into the midseason trailer, we see Adriana pushed in a wheelchair after having apparently suffered some sort of injury to the leg!
We’re sure there’s a hell of a story behind that!
So, if you live in one of the colder parts of the country, you can spend the next few weeks living vicariously through the ladies of RHOM, and at the same time feel grateful that your life is less dramatic.
It’s a win-win!