This week Real Housewives of Miami still at Nicole and Anthony’s engagement party. We will find out how some “Black Card Energy” will try to squash the terrible rumors about Nicole in this episode. Shall we slide and see?
Lisa came to the party and he was very happy Nicole and Anthony -but she wishes she still had that love in her life. He points out that Lenny dumped Marina’s mom during the game because he didn’t like her asking what he was doing. Poor little Logan wants his parents together and Elle does the same. Lenny has officially sent Lisa divorce papers so this is really happening for Lisa.
Thierry, Adriana Beau, then proposed a toast to someone who likes to spread unsubstantiated rumours. Marysol first found the brunt of Thierry’s anger and he shot aback that had fired up. Thierry then asked Alexia that he needs glasses because he cannot read or understand the Clerk’s website to indicate that he is divorced. He produces the final decree and Alexia tosses the document she won’t even wipe her a*s with. It was Alexia who couldn’t handle the heat or the tone Thierry spoke to her during the storm. Well, that’s a great way to introduce yourself to the group especially the self-appointed Queen Bee!
larsa has “worked” and greasing her legs up since that will give her the best photos. He must have made 40k on his leg picture. Larsa boasts that she is one of his top influences. He discusses Nicole and “sleeping around” rumors and claims he heard a hook up rumor from Marysol that pot stir Bone Collector Miami.
Nicole is Lisa’s friend through therapy. He has also advised the very hot Joanna Krupa and Romain. Sorry to digress, but that man has got to be the hottest house wife to ever grace my screen! Dr. Lisa obviously did not succeed with the two since they divorced after four years of marriage. Nicole was then asked about her relationship with her father. Dr. Lisa wants him to meet a girlfriend too—even though his father chooses a type of fatal attraction.
Alexia decided it was a good idea to plan lunch for the ladies. They will have guest speakers who are family law attorneys. Alexia thinks that Lisa will appreciate this because she is in the middle of a legal mess with Lenny and this family lawyer will be able to bring clarity to everything. They will also hopefully be able to dispel rumors about Thierry being married. OMG Bro-Lexia didn’t realize you had to scroll down the officer’s website because the documents are in chronological order. Adriana is prepared this time to fight for the man because she brought Thierry’s divorce papers so that she can ask the family’s lawyer to authenticate them.
Marysol, in her ITM, fur outfit and gold fingernails reminded me of a cockatoo with sharp talons. Remember the bird from the old detective show Baretta? Sorry, I’m dating myself. Marysol pretends that she has high hopes that every gathering will be perfect.
Julia came to hear Alexia calling Thierry blind *shole. He would rather have a proper greeting then hear the beautiful Adriana trashed. Alexia tells Julia that she expects her and others to defend her when Thierry disrespects her. Julia didn’t find anything wrong with how Thierry talked to her since he started. Alexia angrily tells Thierry that he would have known what the paper said if he had known how to read it and found it offensive. Thierry has a valid point because he can’t roll for goodness sake! Adriana warns Alexia that it’s not a good idea to dig up Thierry’s notes to see his background and slander him.
Adriana jokingly says that Thierry only considered it by giving Alexia glasses because the place was dark. He knew he wasn’t concerned about Alexia’s night visions – he was angry that she didn’t know how to figure out the legal documents. Adriana thinks that Thierry’s reputation as a doctor may be affected by Alexia. Alexia will never apologize or admit fault like her friend Jersey. The stunning and smart Kiki arrives and Bravo needs to give this woman a mojito because she calls it like she sees it and her expression is on point. Lisa comes to cat fighting and finds it a nice distraction from her life at home.
Julia then asks Michael if the “Don’t say gay bill” will affect adoptions involving gay couples. Michael assures that it should not affect the chance at all to adopt. Nicole then jumped on the slander bandwagon and wanted Michael’s professional opinion on what Larsa was doing. Alexia refuses to let Nicole ask Michael for advice on her dime. Nicole then holds out the black Amex in the matrix motion and tells Michael to bill her for her time.
Alexia is furious that Nicole would do that. Nicole thought her anger was due to the fact that Nicole was rich enough to whip a black AMEX out of her purse. I loved it when he did it and thought he was a baller. Michael then explained that defamation of character is a different ball game. It depends on the type of statement made whether it is slander or libel. I learned something new that blasphemy is a spoken word and responsibility is a written word but he said that this case is not a normal practice.
Marysol says she has evidence that comes from the DM she received. Michael looked flummoxed that he found himself involved in this mess and had to act like a referee who had to call a timeout. Nicole feels like she should be read her Miranda rights when she’s in this group. He defended himself by saying that he had an affair with another resident when he separated from his first wife.
Lisa who really needs help is angry because she stole the lawyer. He first started to say that he was asking for a friend but then got emotional and obviously his lawyer was talking about himself. Michael thinks that Lenny doesn’t use wisdom or common sense. He also couldn’t wait to get out of that lunch from hell.
Lisa now goes home with her children and Lenny slinks in without talking to Lisa. He shared in his ITM that Logan wanted his parents to stop fighting and come back. Lisa goes upstairs to talk to Lenny who doesn’t want to be on camera. Lenny obviously forgot about his wife being arrested, so we got audio of his response. Lisa needs money to pay her babysitter and Lenny will give her the money to cover the expenses.
Lisa wants to know why Lenny is so cold towards her. Lenny tells him that he offers more than he should. He spoke down to her and said it was in her best interest not to be adversarial. Lenny obviously thinks he has the upper hand and Lisa is pitifully asking him to be more respectful of her and her feelings. I almost feel guilty watching the painful interaction between these two. It’s very clear that this marriage is over and they can’t come back from this—even for little Logan who’s heartbroken…
Next week, we will continue to watch Lisa’s heartbreaking journey and hopefully less of Larsa’s body part… Take care everyone and see you next week for some Miami Heat!
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