us Real Housewives of Miami back for a reunion – and not in spicy Miami, but in NYC. The reunion set looks like Nicole’s engagement party locale. Let’s break down the fashion and rank it according to our RB poll.
Marysol clock in number one with a modest dress with a jacket. Dr. Nicole, the second, decided to be different with a bedazzled mini dress, and she has the body to rock it. Guerdy is third and wears the most daring outfit – her silver chain in muted tones looks super sexy. Lisa came in four with her black encrusted dress with gloves, which has mermaid vibes. Number five, Kiki rocked a figure hugging number that looked amazing on the model’s body.
Larsa was in sixth place with everything on display in an embellished gown with a high slit and low neckline. Adriana is seven years old with a femme lady look in strapless dresses and feather boas. Julia followed her BFF in eight with a Greek goddess look that showed off her flat stomach. Alexia, the star, arrived at the end with a tuxedo look and a silver tie cutting her body in two.
larsa were talking to Andy backstage, and he had Marcus with him. Andy compliments the ladies on how beautiful they look, and wishes he was straight. Larsa shared that Scottie Jr. is playing for the Lakers, and she couldn’t be a prouder mom. Gerdy looks very good and has lost 25 pounds, and he can do that rich unforgiving. Julia says she stays in shape by picking up hay bales. Side note: He got the footballs from my sister’s business, which supplies pet products. I’m going to send a message to the farm so I can meet Martina. I’m sorry, I’m sorry…
Andy inquire Nicole all about money and how doctors and lawyers can afford their lifestyles. Nicole mentioned that she and Anthony bought their house for 13 million dollars and sold it to Bezos’ mother for 44 million dollars. This is a good return on investment.
Julia show that Martina is dealing with two cancer diagnoses. Martina thought the swollen lymph nodes were a complication from the shingles vaccine, but during a scan, it was discovered she had two types of cancer. Lisa Share with Andy that Elle’s daughter has no idea what to do with the divorce, but poor young Logan is painfully aware of the situation. Andy mentions that he reached out to Lenny so he can attend the reunion. Lisa is fine with him attending the reunion, but she doesn’t want to be part of it.
Andy brings up Lenny’s hot mic moment, and says it confirmed everything he thought. Lisa caught Lenny in the hot tub with this woman the year before. He defends him walking around with a lip licker (I’ll call him that for the rest of my blog) because he wants to go to the Formula One race and won’t miss it because of Lenny and the lip lickers. He’s still buying groceries and Lenny is still living with a lip licker. Lisa, my dear fembot, please stop Instacarting for this guy – there’s no point in just having crunchy peanut butter.
Lisa mentions a Halloween party where lip-lickers can’t come because of orders. He’s a genius IMO if it turns out that the lip lickers can’t go to the house because Lisa lives there. Lenny flirts with another woman at the party and leaves with her. Andy asks Lisa if Lenny ever told her he was tired of her going out. Lisa mentioned that she was out with her boyfriend until four o’clock and came home to Lenny who was annoyed with her. He mentions that he contributes to his family with his spa business. Lisa is no longer in love with Lenny and feels cheated and will never see her again. Lisa is currently dating a tech mogul named Jody, and she’s also backstage.
Marysol and Adriana join the party armed with obnoxious blinged-out bullhorns. We get the whole BBL storyline, and Adriana claims she only invited Larsa over so she could have work. Larsa insists that it’s her natural butt, and when the production shows the old footage, it doesn’t have the huge volume it has now. She stupidly tries to get everyone to believe that her a*s has naturally filled out over time. Andy questions Marysol about her chronic drinking and is afraid that she might explode because she is 80% alcoholic. Marysol defends her drinking because she only does it to taste the product… She says that Nicole drinks more than anyone and is rude when she does it. Nicole defended her angry behavior at the engagement party since she was defending her career and her husband.
Nicole spends a lot of time with her father Michael. She explained that she had a complicated relationship with her father after spending a month in the ICU following a car accident. Nicole is trying to process everything that happened over the years and believes the show is helping her mend fences.
Larsa thought he was insulting the adults. She thinks age doesn’t matter and we believe it does – for her – because she’s dating someone who could be Scottie Jr.’s playmate. Andy brought Marcus to Larsa, and they were just friends. f*ck friend — who are dating. He mentions Marcus is closer to Scottie Jr’s age than he is. Larsa is one of the biggest hypocrites on this show.
Andy brought “Stars,” Alexia, and he tried to get everyone to see that they all have narcissistic tendencies. Alexia will only admit to her self-confidence, and her parents raised her to be special can’t stand it. Guerdy tells Alexia to humble herself, and Alexia smugly thinks she hates him because she’s tough. When faced with not thanking Guerdy for the flowers, Alexia took it as a moment. He said Guerdy was difficult to work with. Alexia thinks that Guerdy has castrated Russell, and that infuriates me since I am that fireman!
Andy brings up a stupid Russian perek comment. Alexia now knows she has “astigmatism”, but she doesn’t know it’s an eye defect. Julia thought Alexia was now offering a sincere apology after being hammered on social media. Alexia will be called out in saying Thierry is married when the Cuban dolt does not know how to scroll to see the current information. He then throws out that Adriana hired him. Alexia said people get hard-on to be able to film with Housewives. He thinks that Adriana is jealous of his life and wants everything, including his watch. Adriana brings Alexia a printed text from when they were friendly, and she asks Adriana to date her married peoplewhich Adriana refused.
Larsa was rightly called out for saying that Anthony and Nicole’s son was not married. He suggests that this pretty boy is a bastard, and you can see even Andy is angry at his ignorance. Larsa had to take her floatation device out of her giant a*s and stick it in her big mouth.
Andy calls Alexia out on not apologizing, and she has a hard time accepting the blame like he’s a Jersey twin. He had to shout because everyone was talking. Lisa thanked Alexia for helping her lawyer friend explain some of the legal issues she was dealing with. He was not happy because of the shy behavior of the woman. Andy can relate to the lawyer because he’s been dealing with cackling chickens for years, and he’s like a herding cat. Anthony apologized to the lawyer.
Alexia, the victim, thinks she’s been attacked all season. He then comes after Lisa and suggests that she is responsible for cheating. Lisa didn’t have any self-confidence or Lenny wouldn’t have lied. WOW, I just can’t stand this woman and her absurd opinion on other people. If we’re going with Alexia’s ridiculous theory, how could a self-confident “star” have two unfaithful husbands with a cocky Botoxed-Barbie doll?
The next week, Kiki joins the group, and Larsa gets called out for making nasty comments all season. This was a great episode, but I love that Alexia and Larsa took heat for their mean comments all season long. See you all next week to Jersey there, and take care!
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