Are you all ready for some “Coffee Talk” on The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Grab an espresso martini and let’s go, shall we?
Dolores and Paul are discussing the healing process. Paul is feeling good and lewd reminding Dolores to hold the drawer. He wanted Dolores to dress up as a hot nurse, but he wasn’t having it. Dolores clearly likes Paul, but they have sex. Hopefully Paul will be a better version of Frank and at least not a cheater.
Dolores shares with Paul what happened with Frank and the emotional tantrum through which Dolores pulls away from him. He reminded her that she was also close to her ex-husband. Dolores realizes that most people including us don’t know the relationship. Paul thinks Frank made a big mistake 25 years ago and now realizes it. Dolores thinks Frank hates change especially when Dolores is no longer dependent. He indicated that he was having lunch Jennifer to rehash everything. Dolores wants to jump off the hamster wheel, and she believes that Jennifer is having marital problems and need someone to film with.
Rachel admit that he is over-the-top with a little Gigi since he is type A. He shows that he comes from the company, but John comes from the streets, so both bring different things to the table for business. Rachel helps her mother and the housekeeper to help the cute little kids. She admits she wants more kids, but Jaiden doesn’t like it.
Rachel wants to adopt Jaiden, but there is a process where the birth mother needs to be contacted. John has full custody of Jaiden but needs to ask him about the adoption. Rachel had an awkward interaction with Jaiden’s birth mother in the past month. She felt she earned the title of Jaiden’s mother.
Jennifer and Dolores have a pow-wow to mend their differences. He expresses his displeasure with his close friendship with Marge and her choice to jump ship where it has a more loaded arsenal. Jennifer admits that she should have had the guts to go straight to Dolores. They both agree to be better communicators and let each other know right away if something is bothering the other. Dolores mentions that she is worried about her and Bill. Jennifer is tired of Bill scolding her about how she raises the kids. She pouts over Bill spending so much time at the pool house. Jennifer was tired of catering for Bill, and as she got older she realized she didn’t want to take it anymore. He thought that the women should get together and read the future with Turkish tea leaves.
Melissa and Antonia travel to a construction site for a new house. Joe wants to show off Antonia’s room, which has a huge walk in the shower. Melissa doesn’t want to live in another Disney Princess house like her sister-in-law. He is critiquing the house and nitpicking. Melissa will be hosting a pop-up event for Danielle at Envy for a children’s clothing line. Joe then sent some piping hot tea, telling us that Dina did not come to the wedding – because Louie screwed his wife over, and not because Dina did not want to be on camera. He then called another pizzagate 2.0. Side note: Teresa said that Dina didn’t want to film it, but now we hear that her husband was ripped off by Louie, aka Dirty John 2.0. I know that there are others behind Dina who did not come to the wedding.
Danielle got a call from Teresa, that sounds sick. Teresa tested positive for COVID, so we’ll be treated to an episode without Tre. Teresa mentions that Louie is boo-hoo crying after talking to Melissa and Joe, and he’s blathering on about his own sister. Danielle mentions how upset she is with Rachel. He thought Rachel was a snotty little girl. Danielle hates that they upset her, and she is annoyed that they affect her. He had gone twice because he was all skin without bites.
Dolores and Jennifer have a Turkish tea reading party at Paul’s house. Jane F. feel a Fifty Shades of Gray vibration in this place. Margaret, Melissa, and Rachel, who looked pretty dressed in a white dress, joined the party, and they were all high fiving Dolores over having the luck of the Irish to score Paul and the pot of gold. Melissa praises Dolores for asking the men to build the house because she’s only disguised with an itty-bitty tool belt. Danielle, Barbie’s bougie, arrives for her vindication day. Marge can’t believe that Dolores is actually trying to befriend Jennifer. He thought it would be best to keep Jennifer from attacking others.
Dolores and Jennifer share that Teresa called and asked her to be a bridesmaid. He meditated and decided to choose her for the wedding after that the other bride and groom dropped like flies, seeing them in Louie’s vision told him about. Dina has to hide in California to escape the party clown show. She can’t watch her Tre go Marge Simpson Jersey style and marry Krusty the Clown. Melissa looks like she’s eating a lemon and reminds Dolores about her lack of invitations to the engagement party. Dolores, at ITM, wasn’t invited to the engagement party, but that’s likely because Dina was there.
Dolores wants to plan a trip to Ireland and make it for Tre’s bachelorette party. They chose the perfect place because it’s a beautiful country. Dolores has a ring in her future according to a tea reader. Rachel has a big V in the future, and she shows that she is trying to use Jaiden, which will be a victory. Margaret has a friend with the letter “L” and a knife on his back. No one believed that it came from tea leaves – except for Jennifer who fed this woman.
Jennifer then asked him to read it and was told that her husband loved her. He is always all about family and wants to spend as much time as possible with his family. Jennifer was told that she had an endorsement. In her ITM, Marge came up with some good snark, saying that Jennifer’s only endorsement was from Charmin – to stock her 16 bathrooms with toilet paper. Jackie can’t stop laughing at the absurdity of this reading.
Danielle asks him for the next reading and gets a startling revelation – NO! He said, “There was a conflict between you and your sister, and I saw her at the party, but I didn’t see you.” He then explained that they were both hurt, but that his sister would get over her anger in time.
Danielle told another woman that he spoke to her in a way that made her feel like her story had more holes in it than Swiss cheese. She later claimed that she never ran away from a confrontation, but he shut her down when she asked him her story. Danielle then tells Rachel that she threw her to the wolves by telling her everything they discussed about her on the shopping trip. Margaret is tired of listening to this arsenal of secret stories and she wants a cocktail – because this conversation is making her sweat. This comment made me lose my buzz and 🤮…
What was the best thing about this episode? Teresa just appeared on a tiny cell phone screen blowing snot into a tissue! I was so glad to hear Dina’s story because I knew Tre wasn’t telling the truth. Please contact me at [email protected] if you are interested in guest hosting with me on the RB podcast. Be careful everyone 😊 .
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