This week in Real Housewives of Miami, we continue with the fight between Alexia and Adriana. Should they bring in a priest for an exorcism after all this bad energy is showing up in this group? Let’s pray 🙏 .
Alexia call now Adriana a clown because, obviously, he looks and acts like one. She SLAMS Adriana with the fact that she deserves everything bad that happened to her. Alexia couldn’t believe it (she wouldn’t be able to spell it or define it, but she felt the emotion) that Adriana would compare her sprained ankle to Frankie’s horrible accident.
Larsa wants Adriana to lose the jet and stop instigating fights. Marysol stand by Alexia like a good soldier and tell Adriana she is *shole. Julia then try to throw an ice bucket at Marysol to put out this dumpster fire. She is sick of other ladies ganging up on her BFF Adriana. Kiki seems to want to cancel this HW mission.
Adriana whines about how tragic it is for her that she has no one to depend on. She has a bum leg, and no one will help her walk and shop. Adriana drones on about having to live alone and how she can only rely on herself. Nicole go to Kiki, larsaMarysol, and Alexia, and they are going to choose Adriana from the island Nicole tells Adriana she wasn’t invited to dinner. Nicole refers to Alexia as the Regina George of the group, but she realizes that Adriana has gone too far. Adriana wants to apologize, but Alexia refuses to accept it. Nicole feels like she’s stuck on Gilligan’s Island and can’t escape.
Lisa and OG Lea Black meet to discuss Lea’s skin care and Lisa’s situation with Lenny. He said that Lea has been an amazing friend to him for over 10 years. Lenny still comes home like he still lives there and sits on the bed when Lisa is there??? WTF! Lea reminds Lisa that Lenny was never treated as an equal. Lisa still has Marina for now on his side because he was not close to his own family. Lea wants him to never reconcile with her because he has crossed the line and there will be no more. In her ITM, Lisa said she could consider taking people back if they came begging.
Marysol and Alexia have gone glam for their birthday dinner, and they are discussing what to do with Julia and Adriana. Alexia thinks that the two of them are jealous and have a lot of sexual aggression. He is arrogant and has a sense of self and his lips.
Nicole had to get two tables because this group was divided. They celebrate Julia and Kiki’s birthday, and Nicole has to jump from table to table to please everyone. Julia wants Adriana to own up and apologize to Alexia, but all Adriana will say is that she chose the wrong words. Adriana has been down for a year-a-half of alimony left, and now I know why she is on the hunt for a new person. He regretted using that analogy, but he wouldn’t compare himself to Frankie. Gerdy said Alexia had the right to be upset, but Adriana’s comment was lost in translation. He knew there would be no turning back for the two of them.
They should contest the wave to each other as other ladies walk in the restaurant. Alexia explained that she was the only one that mattered. Julia ordered four shots of vodka, and I didn’t think it was a smart idea. Nicole had to go back and forth to each table, so she would get drunk. He thought that his drinking could compete with Marysol’s. There was some confusion with the cake, and poor Kiki got Julia’s 50th birthday cake. I loved it when she asked the camera, “Do I look 50 to you?” Woman meaning girls the other table did not even come over to Julia to thank her. Adriana and Julia commiserate being nerdy girls in high school. At another table, Alexia reflected on the fact that she was always at the cold table – no surprise.
Guerdy tries to get Alexia to listen to Adriana because she feels bad about what she said. Adriana stuck her foot in her mouth and regretted it. He wants everyone to be a part of the music video, but it looks like he won’t get his wish. Adriana is now standing, and she is wearing heels with ace bandages dancing to the music. She is ridiculous with her histrionics.
Guerdy designed a melting pot for the ladies to appreciate each other’s uniqueness. They make custom neon name signs for each woman. Guerdy hopes for peace and hopes that this will ease the tension in this group.
We were at Adriana’s music video premiere party. Nicole, Julia, and Guerdy arrive to tell them that Adriana thinks she’s JLo. Adriana wears high heels and walks like her feet never hurt. Lisa shows up and wants to know what happened to Alexia. He finds earful and can fully empathize with Alexia.
Alexia, Larsa, and Marysol are having a Caviar King party with a real hottie. Larsa’s shorts look like they’ve been vacuumed up into the crotch. He didn’t with surgery made with shorts. Marysol claims that Adriana should approach Marysol’s ex, who is on Bumble. He says that the woman needs to make the connection, so Adriana encourages it. Alexia shows Adriana’s texts to other women, and no one thinks, “I’m bad,” as Alexia’s way of apologizing.
Adriana released the “Fyah” video, and it’s not bad. He was proud of his accomplishments. Adriana obviously had to add a lot of other material since the shoot was a hot, disorganized mess.
Lisa invited her children to do some arts and crafts with Marina. He thanked them for their support. Lisa points out that Lenny got a condo by the beach. Lenny tries to move him out of the house so he can have it back by Halloween for one of those legendary parties.
Marina says that Lenny called her and apologized. He thinks he’s cold and reminds Lisa that he usually goes out. Marina shame on her for having a party and inviting all the hot girls. He tells Lisa that he shouldn’t have left her, that’s why his mistake he lied. Lisa feels like there’s no one she can trust right now, and she’s stuck on an island all by herself – albeit the infamous Star Island. Marina has officially joined Lenny’s team, so we know she’s making strategic moves to mend her relationship with her mother. Now we’ve got something to go on.
Next week, we’ll have to wait and see if Alexia can forgive Adriana. Will Lea Black survive the rest of the season? Take care, Blurbers, and see you in Potomac!
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