We have finally arrived The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion! Can all the pots that are stirred this season boil or boil? Let’s check the temperature on this group of RHOP friends, shall we?
Now we get from Robyn what she had to share last season about Juan’s mysterious friend. They show the “Reasonably Shady” podcast between Gizelle and Robyn discussing the women involved with Juan. Robyn decided to monetize this special information about this woman through Patreon. We then saw WWHL where Andy went after Robyn and refusal her to show her true reality on the show.
Ladies are primped and ready to roll on the plane with Miami back drop. The most important thing to discuss is the fashion blue color! Based on the RB poll, this is the ranking for all women. Candiace it is 1St with fur designed dresses. Robin it’s 2n.d with a dress that accentuates her curves- but looks matronly. Gizelle amazed come in 3 with a high neck (to distract Candiace from mocking her turkey neck) dress with gloves. Ashley login 4Th with him barely-there is a two-piece dress which was used for her sugar baby pictorial.
Great Lady Karen enter 5Th with plunging necklines and high slits–trying too hard to look younger. Jacqueline is 6Th with a flattering off the shoulder dress on her. Wendy enter 7Th with the peacock ensemble. Charrisse entered 8thTh with her Barbie ponytail and side cut out dress which caused him to roll out the side. Mia come to an end with her swollen cleavage bursting out of her gown.
Andy they are talking with all the ladies trying to measure the temperature of the room. He asked the feeling of sitting, and they find rather random. The producer has selected the seat assignment along with the input. Andy admits this group is really challenging to figure out a seating solution for this dysfunctional group.
Juan did not come to the Reunion because he was needed to help a stranger in a hotel. Chris will attend to clear his name. Gizelle is dating Jason from Winter House and they make a beautiful couple. Robyn is a married woman, but she is gloating and has no business to. Karen yawned big time after hearing this and I love how the production caught what Robyn was saying. Andy tells Candiace he’s going to blast her on social media with her “cookie monster” look.
Andy congratulates Ashley on her new home. Michael had to give an hour’s notice if he wanted to stop by and see the kids. Ashley will be asked about Luke from Summer House and what led to his death. She admits that Michael had some boundary issues when he was dating Luke. Michael dropped the kids off early so Luke would have to leave early. Luke advises her to have stricter house rules and she confesses that she is in love with him. He had some young balls that Candiace suggested he shop at this time. Andy thinks that Michael may feel impotent seeing how hot Luke is. Michael might want Luke for himself…
Ashley says the prenup doesn’t work for her. They will not have any rights that they had before the marriage. Ashley also won’t get anything from the new venture if the source funds come from the business she previously owned. They are not entitled to benefits or lump sum payments. Ashley receives child and house support from this marriage. He will get spousal support if he has financial problems. Ashley can file for divorce in February since the end of the year. Side note: Michael got the last laugh because he had a hot young wife for years. Ashley was hoping for some combat pay to sleep with the old dust troll.
Ashley admits that once she has children, she is not interested in three people. Mia was asked about her commitment to monogamy. She says having children has changed her life, but she knows she needs more women and men in her bed to keep Gordon safe. I just threw up in my mouth with that visual 🤢
Ashley says that Candiace was the least she could do last season. She had to eat her words now that she still trusted Michael. Candiace finds it ironic how she gets shamed for living with her mother. They are blamed for generational wealth.
The season of Mia’s health issues and the intricate details she provides are highlighted. He was diagnosed with a skin rash after several near-death seasons. Mia is on medication (Aren’t we all?) because she is growing and needs a hysterectomy. Andy asks her if she has all these problems because of augmentations and injectables. Good question Andy!
Wendy will be called out for her hot mic moment calling Mia a liar. He explained that he had a mistake on social media. Mia thought that Wendy was a nice snake to her face and then called her a liar because she had cancer. She suggests that Eddie is an opportunistic husband who filmed her on a gurney in the hospital. Side note: Mia is nailing it with this one. Eddie was never a thirsty husband, but I was believe that Wendy wanted someone to film her so that she could get some attention and sympathy. Answer: The last thing I wanted when I was stoned was a camera in my face when I was sick. Just saying…
Andy asks Mia about her business and current status. He thinks that Mia is the CEO and owns 40% of the company. Mia initially struggles to explain the council members and becomes annoyed when the other women snicker when she can’t count the members. He mentioned that he was just going to sell his shares. Mia mentioned that the brothers did not agree on how to spend the money.
Gizelle then asked if there was “a little bit of embezzlement” because they were taking from the company and using the funds for rental houses and renovations. They want to know why they were deducted from the bank account. Side note: Who put that money into the rental property?
Mia admits that she needs to get out of her house, and that she lives off her savings. He rents several houses and seems to be geographically challenged about the location. Mia is currently renting a penthouse. He wouldn’t change a thing about his behavior this season and has no regrets. When they were breaking, Gizelle asked Andy if he had ever been with a woman and he said that he would like to try that. He offers himself if he is interested but he warns her about the employer/employee relationship.
Candiace and her IVF journey are brought back to life and the challenges she faces this season. She has 6 embryos now from the egg retrieval and this allows her to hold the triangular tissue. Gizelle mentioned that she received a DM message from Chris in which he apologized for making her uncomfortable. He took it as an admission of guilt. Candiace said that sent before they watched the season back and heard him called Chris sneaky link. He thinks that Gizelle is used to getting male attention and has pretty girl syndrome. Candiace thinks she’s using this storyline for a paycheck. Gizelle tries to apologize to Candiace for the sneaky link comment, but Candiace does not accept this half-a* apology.
Robyn then bizarrely said that a married man should not be in a hotel room with a single woman. Is she talking to Juan now? Andy doesn’t understand why Gizelle worries that she’s only with men and thinks it’s an ancient reason. Candiace calls Gizelle a ringleader who likes to destroy families and married couples. Gizelle says she won’t say anything until she hears that Ashley got a DM from her. Wendy found it suspicious that he told her about it while filming. Candiace thinks Gizelle and her shrinking uterus are just out of the blue and Gizelle needs a storyline. BOOM!
The next week, Jacqueline came out locked and loaded with receipts. Have fun there and see you all tomorrow in Jersey!
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